LMAO Cloning For Dummies

Okay: you have a bunch of different options.
1) run the stuff you think is white candy (sweet tooth) - nicely balanced 710 genetics, even the fem could give you a nice basis for a new x, should you want to try that...( afghan × nepalese × hawaiian..., 17 - 20% thc, medium plant, high yield for plant size...)
2) make a list of everything you're running, big paper, everything side by side. Do a comparison with what your clients need. Eg:
6 white widows, medical: stress, depression pain
4 northern lights, medical: stress, pain, insomnia
Etc etc, then you can see oh, wait, i haven't really got anything for anxiety, and i have 20 anxiety patients, hmmm, i need to get on that, GSC for general anxiety, but Pete & Sue has severe social anxiety, let's do a strawberry cough for them.
It's all about supply & demand... if you know what your peeps want, great, give it to them market research or whatever (ps all examples above, not what you actually have)
3) something rare... check what all the other dispensaries are running, run something they don't got
4) something classic - gdp, purple haze, northern lights, white widow, diesel... people like a well grown classic, lots of people (well, me) would support you because i've never knowingly smoked any of these. Just saying Maui Wowie makes me giddy happy (fun name!!!). ATF - duuuude, i'd give my left pinky toe for a gram. Newer smokers & growers haven't all had a chance to try em, so why not? Get into that stash of pre-98 seeds you have: they're also getting older, have a run off one of them
5) feel like breeding? You know so much about it, why not try for a well balanced hybrid? Do you want some of my landraces? I can pollinate in a few weeks on the swazi, mxf, not fem, if you want a pure parent... (no males sexed yet, cut down 2 hermies, but no males).
Or re-create a dead strain, if pos. Idk.
6) stop worrying about this now, you sick person, you need to rest & get better, or you will die & have none of these choices. (You don't listen when i tell you things nicely, you're getting the tough love approach now. I'm very, very good at tough love, ask 15 years worth of students who are all still scared sh!tless of me. I only look nice, i'm a giant beeatch, beeatch. But i'll send you a pm with more eloquent harsh truths, ya stubborn ass).

Any ideas on what to run yet? Yup, nothing, cause you need to get better before you eff ypurself up again. Dumbass.
 
You just look nice is an understatement a b i t c you may be a little bit but sweetheart and you are all the way and you already know what I would call you so I'll just leave that one blank
 
I would always love to try some of your landrace strains it would be funny to take one of my landrace strains and cross them together have I got you thinking now?
 
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this is for all you in pain and all you with anxiety and everybody else on that list a bowl of pure kief from the trimming machine 1.1 gram I'm about to smoke it
 
The list of what I am running is the first part of the whole thing
Maybe check the medical conditions the stuff you're running helps for, doesn't matter how well organised it is, you might spot a few things that are running low, or strains that got more popular or sought after recently, or something. Aftercare is sometimes more important than the initial work, you know? And just double-checking stuff is the only way to be sure all the i's & t's have their correct bits. Myabe check if your client numbers have stayed constant... idk. I would cross reference a lot, but i'm a bit of a geek, so, you know, do what you think would work.
 
I would always love to try some of your landrace strains it would be funny to take one of my landrace strains and cross them together have I got you thinking now?
Durban Poison x anything, it'll be fab.
Swazi with some of the smaller powerhouses, swazi is great for size & sturdiness, chameleon plant ito flavours: there are so many terpenes & flavours packed in every plant, it's a really great base to build on, great results. Mild, sweet, euphoric high when semi-decent, whopper when a pro grows it. They're super finicky ito nutes, though, but maybe i'm not too good with the nute math
I live on early swazi, so any variation would be a nice bonus.
 
this is for all you in pain and all you with anxiety and everybody else on that list a bowl of pure kief from the trimming machine 1.1 gram I'm about to smoke it
Sweet baby jeebus! I hope you have an ambulance on standby cuz that's gonna blow your head off and rip your lungs out! :cough:
 
I only made it about halfway through the bowl and then I guess I went to sleep the next thing I knew I woke up it was 3 a.m. so yeah it kicked my ass pretty good but that was the plan
 
Current photos of my lone flowering plant. This is a cross I made this summer between a White Widow Auto fem X Wonder Woman reg male. If the end product is as good as it looks (to me anyway) it could be quite good.

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Just some pics i got in a moment it wasn't raining:
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Two girls in an old tyre. They're leaning like twin Pisa towers, "training" themselves. Suuuuuper bushy, i thinned out some growth this a.m.

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Super-cropped flat top, there are about 7 of those all in a row

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Revegged Durban Poison after the f@#$ pigeons "fimmed" them for me. I was going to rip them out, so angry, but couldn't get to them for about a month, and by then? The buds had started growing back thick as Jack Nicholson's eyebrows, new weird fans all over... they're getting on nicely for dead 6 weeks ago plants
 
1st grow still nervous about everything but they seem to be doing well all on there own. I'm trying not to be a parent with 1st kid and over think it
If you're good on light, heat & nutes, all you need is patience. It can't be rushed, it takes as long as it takes. And yes, it's exactly as frustrating as it sounds.
 
LMAO hey ain't that my tire I want some Durban Poison looks pretty I guess you have a green and brown thumb you killed it and then you brought it back
 
If you're good on light, heat & nutes, all you need is patience. It can't be rushed, it takes as long as it takes. And yes, it's exactly as frustrating as it sounds.
I'm sure patience is something all 1st growers lack. I tell myself it's just like tomato plant. Cant make sauce till they are ready.
 
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