LMAO Cloning For Dummies

MerryAnna said:
Uncle Sam helps out in the garden sometimes. He's from a strict Zionist church, doesn't drink, smoke, Smoke, eat pork or even take sugar. Uncle Sam, however, is a smooth businessman. A fair number of my younger plants have started 'disappearing'... until i lost my sh!t one day & just straight out confronted him (it takes a loooooot to get me riled up, but when it happens...)
Anyway, yup, a-hole was selling them off. So i gave him a whole bag of seeds & said use that for business/ whatever.
(No, i didn't fire him, i've known him 13 years). Can't blame a guy for trying to scrape together a bit of extra $$$ before Christmas (he supports a couple of deadbeat kids).
I get the whole "lock & key" thing, no fun at all.
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Wow you are too nice! What commandment is thou shal not steal???
 
MerryAnna said:
Uncle Sam helps out in the garden sometimes. He's from a strict Zionist church, doesn't drink, smoke, Smoke, eat pork or even take sugar. Uncle Sam, however, is a smooth businessman. A fair number of my younger plants have started 'disappearing'... until i lost my sh!t one day & just straight out confronted him (it takes a loooooot to get me riled up, but when it happens...)
Anyway, yup, a-hole was selling them off. So i gave him a whole bag of seeds & said use that for business/ whatever.
(No, i didn't fire him, i've known him 13 years). Can't blame a guy for trying to scrape together a bit of extra $$$ before Christmas (he supports a couple of deadbeat kids).
I get the whole "lock & key" thing, no fun at all.
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I'm cut throat. Steal from me once shame on you. Steal from me twice shame on me. Steal from me a third time and you better prayer to who ever you pray to cause ill make your life hell any way I can lol. Vengeful I am. But im the nicest person. Don't cross me. Im like the black widow in the corner. Nice and pretty to look at. Give me a reason and turn your back ill eat you leg off.
 
907skunk said:
It's 17 in the clip and 1 in the chamber lol
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I guess I'm just am a very peaceful person.... But it drives me nuts when someone will talk shit about me smoking weed, and not being holy, even when I'm a n all around good caring person (or so I think). But they will steal from you or whatever else... silly. Not saying we shouldn't forgive people but don't judge me!!
 
TheMadDabber said:
I guess I'm just am a very peaceful person.... But it drives me nuts when someone will talk shit about me smoking weed, and not being holy, even when I'm a n all around good caring person (or so I think). But they will steal from you or whatever else... silly. Not saying we shouldn't forgive people but don't judge me!!
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Religion 2 or more people talking about religion. At this point we tech a church
 
TheMadDabber said:
Pretty much! I didn't want to splurge for rapid rooters at green thumbs so I took medicine bottle cut off the bottom and then I half taped it back together and stuffed it with coco. Boom. My other clones have done well I am 2 for 3!
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2l cola bottle works insanely well, just drill a few drainage holes... mini greenhouse, who needs to buy stuff if you can make it for 0,00c.
 
TheMadDabber said:
Wow you are too nice! What commandment is thou shal not steal???
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Tbh, he probably didn't think i'd notice 4 missing plants out of about 60. Unfortunately, i keep track of all my tiny plants, and i count germination rates etc. Which he couldn't have known, as i keep the yard in chaos so people won't look too closely...
 
sica676 said:
I'm cut throat. Steal from me once shame on you. Steal from me twice shame on me. Steal from me a third time and you better prayer to who ever you pray to cause ill make your life hell any way I can lol. Vengeful I am. But im the nicest person. Don't cross me. Im like the black widow in the corner. Nice and pretty to look at. Give me a reason and turn your back ill eat you leg off.
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I've seen that b!tch karma work revenge in so many better ways than even i could think up. Eg ex boyfriend who cheated on me got dumped by his wife a week after birth of child #1, for his wife's ob-gyn... with whom she'd been having an affair for about 8 months. I can't beat that. Almost feel sorry for him, too. I don't waste my time on vengeance any more, people get their just desserts...
 
907skunk said:
What nutes u runnin
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That being said I need to restock soon, I'm all ears whos the nute sponcer here this week I aint loyal to any brand but I'm a whore when free stuff is on the table.
 
just if you understood the amount of plant knowledge stored in my brain I forget things and then go to do something be like oh s*** I forgot all about that yes I am sitting here laughing at myself
 
I love doing super cropping and monster cropping it is an easy way to get a control plant that is going out of control soar like me I'm always out of control
 

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