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John Wick
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What’s the true definition of bravery?
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
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Blonde walks into a store and asks the salesman "I'd like to buy this TV" salesman says "sorry I don't sell to blondes". Deeply offended she storms out the store. The next day she comes in with black hair and asks the same salesman to buy the TV to which he replies "I don't sell it to blondes" she storms out yet again. The next day she comes in completely different from head to toe and ask to buy the TV yet again. Salesman says "I still don't sell to blondes" now heavily confused she asks "why the hell won't you sell me this tv? " the salesman responds. "Well you see it not a tv, it's a microwave"
Hey brother John I fell a bit behind. I sincerely hope you are OK and getting rest, sounds rather serious and you should take it easy. Get well soon brother!
it works if that’s what your meaning to do.. but come on! Who has that goal in mind! LolBack", pooping on "bibs" never works.
We’ve got free healthcare up in Canada, so the doctors get paid regardless. What pisses me off, is they push and push and push pharmaceutical drugs on people and then those companies get paid.
the war on drugs? What about the war on pharmaceutical companies! They’re the real crooks here!
push drugs like opiates, and fentanyl on patients, they get hooked and then the prescription runs out and they’re left struggling to look for their next high!! Shake my damn head!
it works if that’s what your meaning to do.. but come on! Who has that goal in mind! Lol
I like you lady bug resort!
Hi John. Prayers going strong, kick the flu out.
Love your pictures. Those little tiny buds on the stems are so cute.
Rest well, my friend
Adam and Bob are huge cricket fans and was always curious to know if there would be cricket in heaven. So the made a deal that whoever passed away first would have to come and inform the other if there is indeed cricket are not.
Good couple of years later Adam had passed away in his 70's leaving behind his best friend Bob. A few days later Adam came down to tell Bob the news. Adam said "I got good news and bad news"... "Good news is yes there is indeed cricket in heaven"! Oh fantastic news said Bob but what's the bad news? Adam replied "you are going to be opening batsman tomorrow...
Anytime man! Hope you are doing wellBhawhahaha, good one DK,
thanks for the joke!