Here it is
As the acting assistant to the vice-undersecretary,
I would like to ask the prospective member of the 1 HC FTW KC to come forward.
* LIGHTS CANDLES WHILE he is COMING UP *
* HANDS PROSPECTIVE NEW MEMBER A PURPLE CANDLE *
The colors of purple and green were selected as the official colors of the HC FTW KC.
To stoners, purple represents loyalty to cannabis, friends, to one's self and to the integrity of mind and heart.
It is the color of strength, courage and dedication to a cause.
Green symbolizes sincerity of purpose, liberality in judgement, purity in life, heart and 420 Magazine.
We use the white candle to symbolize pee, because it represents truth.
Please light your candle from the white candle.
Since you have expressed a desire to affiliate with this Club, I now ask that you repeat after me:
"Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry ,yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry."
And:
"I do hereby accept
membership of 1 HC FTW KC"
Now sign here ____________________________________
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