Jaga: My First Grow Journal

I love your adventures jaga ,tell me more about the gangs of monkeys man!
My I think secomd week in the amazing land of Vraja Mandal I was going shopping with Ms P we got to the market with No bag :) In them first few years they had no carrier bags yo had to have yer own :)Any how we loaded up best we could I managed I think a loaf of bread butter potatoes Bannanas :) We was obviously new to the area cause the area had No Ferengei LMAO we had to navigate back through the lil lanes an walk ways over suers an past Big Pigs Dogs all sorts man was just starting to realise a top of the wall we was walking was a few Monkeys LMAO I hardly said shit when the big Dude lept off the wall charged at me an I remeber the Teeth like it just happened LMAO he sunk his teeth into the bread grabbed the bananas an left all in a second:lot-o-toke:I had a few seconds when I was wabbelling like a jelly ,, but I looked an all the locals were on the floor holding there sides I was suitably embarrassed :)
When I was in Pushkar the monkeys were brutal. In an outdoor restaurant they would swoop in and grab a chapati right out of your hand or off your plate and swing back out. The restaurants had to have men with sticks to keep them at bay!
Shiggu I love Pushkar hey the Bang Lassi O my lord strong stuff:) Do you remember the old chai walla who kind of jumps out whith a loud CHAIIII when you pass him , we were good buddies The Gypsies there are a bit troublesome but a great place and they have a Jaganatha Mandir there ?? May have been another place though
Hahaha hahaha I love it!

They would most likely swoopyswing in and steal your chillum !
:volcano-smiley:Walkmans cameras any food ,, man if they you think I was on a rickshaw an THIS IS TRUE I seen a Lenga sitting down with an old fella smoking om a bidi an drinking tea the flippin monkey was as big as the guy it sat with every day LOL
I thought it had all calmed down.. that stuff isn't still happening in the streets is it (jihadist)?
They are still there they still have the stalls yesterday in town it was alll Lithuanians and Romanians begging it actually is worse than walking through a bad area of Delhi :passitleft:
 
Ahh that's a shame mate, I thought you had got your town back... hope you enjoy your trip away and the plans run smooth..
 
I thought it had all calmed down.. that stuff isn't still happening in the streets is it (jihadist)?

Grizz I ment to say that normally I will walk where I please an I dont normally get shiverd to easy ,, BUT yesterday I was in lil Syria and walking towards the town a guy was playing islamic prayers real loud and I was thinking how sweet it sounded I was real mellow an happy it even put a smile on face I looked over to the car that was playing the music and I was met with a proper weasel looking guy an its side kick 2 real shit Bad Ass Crack dealers an they flipin stares daggers at me ,, I kept my smile slowly looked away an walked off thinking these guys are gonna have me:passitleft: my old selfwould have sared them ou tried too an been in trouble now i have had to learn they know what my top knot of hair is a sankalpa an they hate me for this I am a devil worshiper in there eyes ,, Grizz they think because we worship using strange dolls an using mantra we are bad people that they get a blessing for killing ,, an thats my big problem I shop there every week LOl I Have to chop the choc mint today Off tomo :)
 
Ahh that's a shame mate, I thought you had got your town back... hope you enjoy your trip away and the plans run smooth..

Very strange times we are living in ? Did you just hear what Donald Trump said to the Koreans ;0
hell and fire of the likes the world has never seen before :straightface: I think Pot Chimp has been preparing himself for this:Namaste:
 
Could you say that again :rofl::rofl: well we better laugh whilst we can :passitleft: and smoke plenty of these :joint:
 
It's not good mate... I'm sorry you still have to put up with that, whilst walking in your home town..
 
Could you say that again :rofl::rofl: well we better laugh whilst we can :passitleft: and smoke plenty of these :joint:
:rofl: Yep thats what im doing :)
It's not good mate... I'm sorry you still have to put up with that, whilst walking in your home town..

An then yes I never felt shivered in my town before :) I was stoned they could have just been confused at me ??
Nope these two muppets held the traffic back for a couple of mins while they blew there prayers out :)
The traffic was backed right up an they looked as if they were saying ,, Say some thing we are ready :)
I thought im not an was gone in as calm a manner as I could muster
 
The choc mint just got chopped to say it twas sparse would be an understatement I have grown it 3 times now an the thing is so leafy any how onwards I also found some mold on 1 lil part of the top bud OMG I think I may have :straightface: about 3-4 grams
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I have gone an kinda messed myself right up I am giftin half the choc mint an a lot of the Lemon Thai
If the flippin chocoloco hadnt gone moldy it would have worked an left me with meds but now all im gonig to be doing is smoking :volcano-smiley:Back to that drawing board StillThanksBe4TheChocMintGrowWithlove&Peace@jaga
 
Jaga I love the chai guy!!!! He had a cool sadhu there whom said he lived for 20 years on chai and cigarettes only.

And I would get chai there every day because he was so funny and a good chai wallah. And guess what? A year ago I found a video! The mods should know that Pushkar in fact does have the best "special lassi" around. I was there for shivaratri day (when everyone in India can have bhang lassi). Whole families get high together.

I stayed in Pushkar for two months and learned to make silver jewelry from a guy named Hari.
It cost me 50 dollars to learn for two months!

I love love love Pushkar. So amazing and magic happens there all the time.

The camels oh my. If you haven't seen a camel in the Indian desert wow they are like two stories tall. More like a giraffe.

And the giant black water buffalo wow. I laughed so much when I saw one sneak up on a cart in the market and steal an apple when the shopkeeper wasn't looking. And the buffalo was twice as big as a cow!

I saw a huge wedding in Pushkar where hundreds of couples got married on the fairgrounds all at once.

There is that beautiful rose cultivation in the desert with irrigation from Pushkar's springs. So beautiful.

One time I hear music late at night, the harmonium and drums and tiny cymbals. I snuck up to see the people at the temple singing and they caught me! The priest motioned me over and told me to sit down. He was stern and they all started playing again. When they did they played the only sacred song I knew!! I started singing with them and he smiled so broadly. I sat with them till morning it was such a sacred night!

Then there was the Italian cafe there where I could finally get some margherita pizza from a wood fired oven. 99% of the time I ate Indian food. But once in awhile a pizza can be a miracle. The hippies hung out there at the cafe and so did the gypsys. I would go there and hang with the gypsys some times. They were crafty and smart so you had to be careful but good people also.

There was a beggar lady on the way to the cafe. She had lost all the skin on her face. But I didn't give money to begars in India. You end up supporting the criminal cartels. When I first arrived in Calcutta I gave 100 dollars to Mother Theresa's mission there so I would be strong and not give money to the bEggar cartels later.

My favorite restaurant was Vengtesh by the local market. It was a small open air place with a chapati oven out in front at the small 4 stair entrance. For 5 rupees (12 cents back then in 2000) I could get chapati and a freshly made veggie meal that beat out all the other restaurants.

I miss that place so much. But yes here is the crazy chai guy for everyone's viewing pleasure. Imagine being crazy high on bhang lassi and walking past this guy people! Jags knows what I'm talking about. Bom Shankar! This will instantly take you back there Jaga!


Craziest Chai Wallah in the world. Pushkar, Rajasthan, India. By Victor Pavia. - YouTube
 
Jaga I love the chai guy!!!! He had a cool sadhu there whom said he lived for 20 years on chai and cigarettes only.

And I would get chai there every day because he was so funny and a good chai wallah. And guess what? A year ago I found a video! The mods should know that Pushkar in fact does have the best "special lassi" around. I was there for shivaratri day (when everyone in India can have bhang lassi). Whole families get high together.

I stayed in Pushkar for two months and learned to make silver jewelry from a guy named Hari.
It cost me 50 dollars to learn for two months!

I love love love Pushkar. So amazing and magic happens there all the time.

The camels oh my. If you haven't seen a camel in the Indian desert wow they are like two stories tall. More like a giraffe.

And the giant black water buffalo wow. I laughed so much when I saw one sneak up on a cart in the market and steal an apple when the shopkeeper wasn't looking. And the buffalo was twice as big as a cow!

I saw a huge wedding in Pushkar where hundreds of couples got married on the fairgrounds all at once.

There is that beautiful rose cultivation in the desert with irrigation from Pushkar's springs. So beautiful.

One time I hear music late at night, the harmonium and drums and tiny cymbals. I snuck up to see the people at the temple singing and they caught me! The priest motioned me over and told me to sit down. He was stern and they all started playing again. When they did they played the only sacred song I knew!! I started singing with them and he smiled so broadly. I sat with them till morning it was such a sacred night!

Then there was the Italian cafe there where I could finally get some margherita pizza from a wood fired oven. 99% of the time I ate Indian food. But once in awhile a pizza can be a miracle. The hippies hung out there at the cafe and so did the gypsys. I would go there and hang with the gypsys some times. They were crafty and smart so you had to be careful but good people also.

There was a beggar lady on the way to the cafe. She had lost all the skin on her face. But I didn't give money to begars in India. You end up supporting the criminal cartels. When I first arrived in Calcutta I gave 100 dollars to Mother Theresa's mission there so I would be strong and not give money to the bEggar cartels later.

My favorite restaurant was Vengtesh by the local market. It was a small open air place with a chapati oven out in front at the small 4 stair entrance. For 5 rupees (12 cents back then in 2000) I could get chapati and a freshly made veggie meal that beat out all the other restaurants.

I miss that place so much. But yes here is the crazy chai guy for everyone's viewing pleasure. Imagine being crazy high on bhang lassi and walking past this guy people! Jags knows what I'm talking about. Bom Shankar! This will instantly take you back there Jaga!


Craziest Chai Wallah in the world. Pushkar, Rajasthan, India. By Victor Pavia. - YouTube
Thats the guy and I remember the sadhu Grey beard an mustache ,, well I just had a tear when I watched that me to I loved Pushkar you took me back I was on the road to the place where they did the James Bond Movie an only had 2 weeks but yes that was such a good place ,, I had some Gypsie friends but I cant for the life remember the name one was Sonia thanks I so liked the video im going to save that :thanks:
 
For people whom don't know what bhang is, it's cannabis with ground herbs, spices and sugar. It's delicious and will lay you out like Jaga says. A lasso is a yoghurt drink. So a bhang lassi is a cardamom, cinnamon, sweet smoothie.

I would drink them often before a long trip. Then wrap a chain around myself and my backpack and put the backpack between myself and the wall. A second class sleep ticket on an Indian train is much like a weight bench but slightly wider. But the padding etc is spot on weight bench.
It has chains so you can push the top bunk against the wall and everyone sits on the lower bunk.

My hotel room in Pushkar was less than a dollar a day and was right on the lake. The Italian cafe and beach was to the left 45 degrees across the lake. I could drink bhang lassi and watch the fire dancers, their sticks becoming entrancing circles of light that persisted in my eyes because of the bhang.
 
For people whom don't know what bhang is, it's cannabis with ground herbs, spices and sugar. It's delicious and will lay you out like Jaga says. A lasso is a yoghurt drink. So a bhang lassi is a cardamom, cinnamon, sweet smoothie.

I would drink them often before a long trip. Then wrap a chain around myself and my backpack and put the backpack between myself and the wall. A second class sleep ticket on an Indian train is much like a weight bench but slightly wider. But the padding etc is spot on weight bench.
It has chains so you can push the top bunk against the wall and everyone sits on the lower bunk.

My hotel room in Pushkar was less than a dollar a day and was right on the lake. The Italian cafe and beach was to the left 45 degrees across the lake. I could drink bhang lassi and watch the fire dancers, their sticks becoming entrancing circles of light that persisted in my eyes because of the bhang.
Yea the trains I love the way you explained the way they feel ,, now also in 2nd class sleeper although you have a bunk in the day you only have a seat ,, 2 & 3 days journeys were common :) I like your style with the chain :) I always ended up with the middle bunk :straightface: it has to go down during the day:) so my lie in train journeys ended about 10am at the longest before the commuters would start get upset there heads couldn't straighten up LMAO I think shiggs has the picture of what I mean india was always a giant comedy store :) One time I watched a Japaneses guy stay 3 days on his top bunk cause he was ill
And thats a hell of a place to get them bad bellys:rofl:,,
 
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