Happy Monday!!
It's...
Another
PROJECT 27 UPDATE!
Well...the secret lab is still humming with stinky goodness...I think we are, if not on final, at least on the downwind approach to use aviation vernacular. Stewards, please prepare the cabin. Passengers secure all loose items, make sure trays are locked and return your seat back to its upright position.
We bout to land dis plane!
Even though the canopy is a kwazy jungle, it's full of nuggy goodness. Some growers like to keep things a bit neater but I go for ultra-density...it's full-contact growing, baby! Even I don't really know all the stuff that's in the back 1/3, it's tight in the Hyena grow lab when the budz get big and I literally can't wedge back there without hurting some of my produce and that ain't happening. As usual, I'll be happy enough to find out with the rest of you at harvest time exactly how much that back row contains and how nice it is. I love surprises!
Sooooo now, let's begin our week with an uplifting and stimulating cup of CANNAPORN!
Let the fashion show begin! Ladies, please strut the runway slowly, one by one...
First up is Ms. WHITE WIDOW! Hailing from The Netherlands, this beauty is best-known for her enlarged nugs and sexy attitude.
She comes on like Bill Cosby, charming and sweet but be prepared to end up doing things you won't remember if you taste this pudding pop!
Next up is Ms. Big Nugs Fast! Her mother is from Northern California (Critical Mass aka Big Bud) and like so many ladies, children, and puppies we love, nobody is sure who's the daddy...
We'll forgive her for no birth certificate, just like we did Obama.
She's hot! 
Now we have Ms. Sour Jack, a beauty from the USA. Her mama was Sour Diesel and her Dad was Jack Herer (MAN that dude got around...!) and she's got the sassy best of both!
Her buds aren't huge (yet) but they sure are awfully pretty and there's a bunch of 'em. What this plant lacks in big nugs it's trying to make up for in numbers. Go baby go!
Next up is the lovely and mysterious Ms. Hyena Berry! Nobody knows where she's from, but we like her exotic beauty!
Two phenos have similarities and differences, mostly in terms of hardiness and overall size. The one in the middle has had this strange burnout of almost all fan leaves but still is building good nugs, plus has a strange polyploid bud. The one on the right is much more normal and has some impressive colas growing.
The polyploid branch has a hollow stem that's five times the thickness of all other branches.
Yet it shows unusual health and resilience. Just weird, man.
And finally, ladies and gentlemen, the star of our fashion show! Let's hear it for Ms. Blue Hyena!
She's a mysterious Amazon, a jungle beauty beyond compare. Only a King, a Sultan, or Tiger Woods could dare hope to conquer this statuesque creature. Her gleaming fur and tall, seemingly endless buds draw you in like a siren's song...captured by her hypnotic presence, she knifes her way into your very soul...her beguiling witchcraft twisting your mind, enslaving and stealing your heart...forever.
So, I got that going for me.
Thus ends today's fashion show of slutty buds. Hope you enjoyed it and didn't make a mess on the seats.
In the words of Rene Descartes, how do we truly know we are alive? Simple. If that doesn't turn you on, YOU'RE DEAD!
This will be me in a few weeks after this harvest...
Sorry about the hair. I just got up.
Peace, Hyena
Never saw such a sudden lack of function...I would wonder if it maybe got its water tube clogged or something but the other, much larger BNF that shares the pot is fine. Just killed off her sister I suppose. Women.
turn your gloves inside out when you take them off and throw them in the freezer.... all the finger hash comes crumbling off..... mmmmm finger hash
