GrizzWalds - Aussie Indoor/Outdoor - Choose Your Own Adventure

There are many local variations on the theme.
My favorite is a related one.... "How's ur mom 'n dem?". Translation... "How is your mother and them?" referring to the family. It's very common and a small local slice.

How's-ye mom'n'em.


Jeet yet?
Naw, joo?
Naw. Y'aunt to?
A'ight.
S'go.


And one heard from my grandfather when yelling at the stray critters. "Ge'own-outta-heaw" [said as one word]
 
WTF?! She is packing on weight at one hell of a rate! I wish my indoor girls would stack buds that quickly. Very impressive!
 
What you talking about willis?
 
I just took this for you, So no
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more recent than this.. Veggie patch proof, lol... She does look like her mum..
 
She's just started swelling Blaze... Getting nervous now, don't want to get ripped.. Going to booby trap the hell outta her.. I end up slicing myself up watering her or when harvest comes, lol....
 
She's just started swelling Blaze... Getting nervous now, don't want to get ripped.. Going to booby trap the hell outta her.. I end up slicing myself up watering her or when harvest comes, lol....

Ripped? You lost me there buddy. At first I thought you were worried about people stealing, but then you mentioned getting sliced up. So now I think you mean she cuts you, like paper cuts. LOL!! Sorry man... stoner problems. :cheesygrinsmiley:
 
Welcome stoopingcrane, thanks for stopping in....:passitleft: thanks man, she's a little outta control for where she's growing but we touch wood (don't be like that you'll) and avoid ladders, black cats and mirrors for next month and half, lol....
 
Ripped, stolen, taking from me by thieving pricks, we don't want that.... Going to booby trap her, so if somebody does try and rip (steal) her, they getting hurt from my traps... I'm a stoner, I'll forget when I'm watering and end up hurting myself... Hope I'm a little clearer, lol.... And no I don't get paper cuts from her, lol...
 
Aha! Now that makes a lot more sense. Hahaha!!!

I can't imagine someone just hopping in to your yard and helping themselves. Here we worry about "people" hopping into our yard and stealing everything, including the clothes off your back. One of the main reasons I live in a gated community. No outdoor girls for me unfortunately.
 
Still got them, gated community's.. We dint have them here, to my knowledge.. Most secure here is a doorman at the apartments..but he'll open the door for you if your coming to do over the apartments, lol...
 
I won't really bobby trap her though.. I'll have lines coming off to bells and whatever, an alarm type system.. I think I'll keep on the karma track. If she goes it was my fault someway...
 
I won't really bobby trap her though.. I'll have lines coming off to bells and whatever, an alarm type system.. I think I'll keep on the karma track. If she goes it was my fault someway...

Shit I didnt really like that post :lot-o-toke:I for one lost my spot outdoors in our garden due to kids stealing my plants:Namaste:
I stayed awake for weeks trying to stop the brats but they came n from the back in daylight when I was at the front door I so hope it goes well for you Brother:thumb:
 
Man, I'm trying to be zen about this so nothing happens... I'm trying to do a reverse psychology type thing on myself, to keep me prepared and not count any chickens.. When we were younger, we would graft razor blades up the stem.. I couldn't do that now. I don't think I could enjoy the stone....it's not a one shoe fits all type statement, sorry if taken that way.. It was meant for me, I'm not saying any of you that have had your plants stolen it was your fault, not at all, but I can see how it could be taken that way.. Darn emotionless/ unintended internet meaning...sorry....
 
Looking good Griz! Positive thoughts for ya!

Hmm. Booby traps. Reminds me of a bloke (Aussie or Kiwi, can't remember), Craig Turner...having a problem with cats pissing on everything. If you haven't seen it, go to youtube and prepare to laugh your ass off. Search Craig Turner cat piss, it should be the first video...about 9 minutes long.

Then sit back and think of the booby trap possibilities....
 
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