Gardening Dad Jokes

[Krissi Carbone]

Hello everyone!!

I really enjoy humor and laughing. Especially when in my garden or trimming up some gnarly buds.

On my GG X SLH journal I was running Daily Dad Jokes of the gardening varietal...those will no longer run on my feed in 'Journals in Progress' but will be thrown here each and every day for your viewing pleasure.

There will be a link to this feed at the bottom of the aforementioned journal in case you forget to drop by and get your daily dose of giggles!

Feel free to drop your own gardening funnies right here!!!!

 

[West Hippie]

This is what he does if anyone reaches out to shake my hand or touch me .

 

[Krissi Carbone]

This is what he does if anyone reaches out to shake my hand or touch me .

I laughed out loud so hard I choked on my coffee! Hahahahaha he is protective of Daddy!!!

 

[West Hippie]

I laughed out loud so hard I choked on my coffee! Hahahahaha he is protective of Daddy!!!

Sounds like a cougar.

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Sounds like a cougar.

My friend had one like him...that little growl sure does!!!!

 

[Morda Grown]

Awesome will be a follower, we all need a good laugh to brighten our days.

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Awesome will be a follower, we all need a good laugh to brighten our days.

Isn't that the truth!!

 

[West Hippie]

I

 

[Krissi Carbone]

I just died

 

[Krissi Carbone]

I

How did you get that photo of me from last night?!

 

[West Hippie]

I just died

I would have ordered some to after Chongs dog ate it , then they smoked it .

 

[West Hippie]

How did you get that photo of me from last night?!

Mama and her FB

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Mama and her FB

God bless her for still having it...I spend hours on Pintrest every week looking these up...I amuse myself at the very least

 

[cjsbabygirl313]

I

I sooooooo wanna be Marge Simpson right now

 

[Krissi Carbone]

I sooooooo wanna be Marge Simpson right now

U and me both....your light get there? When did you order those seeds?

 

[West Hippie]

I sooooooo wanna be Marge Simpson right now

I’ve never climbed in the tub with a joint but mama does every night !

 

[cjsbabygirl313]

U and me both....your light get there? When did you order those seeds?

Light is “Out for Delivery” - ordered the seeds from Expert Seeds on Sunday (they said three to four WEEKS!) … ordered the others from Weed Seed Express Monday (they said they’re still processing payment!)

FML

 

[Morda Grown]

Light is “Out for Delivery” - ordered the seeds from Expert Seeds on Sunday (they said three to four WEEKS!) … ordered the others from Weed Seed Express Monday (they said they’re still processing payment!)

FML

We have to be a little extra patient on shipping it is slow everywhere. I know the feeling though.

 

[Krissi Carbone]

Light is “Out for Delivery” - ordered the seeds from Expert Seeds on Sunday (they said three to four WEEKS!) … ordered the others from Weed Seed Express Monday (they said they’re still processing payment!)

FML

How them new seeds you dropped??? Liver??

 

[Krissi Carbone]