flytier
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I gave up on that a while ago. If I make it past 9:00 I'm doing good. 6:00 AM comes early.
Fun, Friendly But Still Serious Outdoor Guerrilla Grow Show 2018
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My alarm will go off at 1am tonight lol
flytier
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HERMIE WEED PLANT
(To the tune of Drunken Sailor)
(To the tune of Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with the hermie weed plant,
What do you do with the hermie weed plant,
What do you do with the hermie weed plant,
Early in the morning?
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
Cut it down and make it compost,
Cut it down and make it compost,
Cut it down and make it compost,
Early in the morning.
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
Put it on the floor, let the cat get at it,
Put it on the floor, let the cat get at it,
Put it on the floor, let the cat get at it,
Early in the morning.
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
Plant another seed and see what happens,
Plant another seed and see what happens,
Plant another seed and see what happens,
Early in the morning.
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
Roll it in a joint, let the seeds explode,
Roll it in a joint, let the seeds explode,
Roll it in a joint, let the seeds explode,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
Sell it to the youngsters on the weekend,
Sell it to the youngsters on the weekend,
Sell it to the youngsters on the weekend,
Early in the morning.
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
That’s what you do with the hermie weed plant,
That’s what you do with the hermie weed plant,
That’s what you do with the hermie weed plant,
Early in the morning.
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Way-hey my plant is ruined,
Early in the morning.
flytier
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That's a good time.
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Bahahaha nice song and yes I sang along!
Let’s all agree to chill and have low expectations of each other. If we really need something from someone or want someone specific to see something then we can tag each other!! I pinky swear
Let’s all agree to chill and have low expectations of each other. If we really need something from someone or want someone specific to see something then we can tag each other!! I pinky swear
flytier
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Thank you very much. I edited in another verse.Bahahaha nice song and yes I sang along!
Let’s all agree to chill and have low expectations of each other. If we really need something from someone or want someone specific to see something then we can tag each other!! I pinky swear
flytier
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I like low expectations. Don't have to worry about raising the bar.
flytier
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But seriously folks, my plant went hermie. Gross.
Haha! This thread is doubling by the minute!
Bad news from my garden today. Some little ninja grasshopper chopped that last Blueberry auto last night. Little fucker! Even took a few nibbles of the Amnesia Haze. Damn!
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Bad news from my garden today. Some little ninja grasshopper chopped that last Blueberry auto last night. Little fucker! Even took a few nibbles of the Amnesia Haze. Damn!
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flytier
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Misery loves company.
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Thanks man. So the good news is that my plant isn't a hermie anymore; the bad news is that it's not really much of a plant anymore either. I got too much good genetics in the room to waste the space on a hermied mystery weed.
flytier
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Another verse is added, Keep checking.
Misery sure does love company... I decided to drop my last Amnesia Haze auto bean to replace the BBA who had the unfortunate run-in with Cricket Chuck Norris. LoL
I swear I'm gonna stop putting seeds in the dirt.... just felt a bit less rushed about buying the new house/moving since it looks like the in-laws may stay here a bit after we move. Not too concerned about the guerilla grow site because I can still come back after we move to chop em. My guess... I'll still be here in 3 months...
3 left in the barn and the indoor grow will be down until I get set up @ the new house.
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flytier
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Nuke-Dried Hermied Mystery Weed Smoke Report
Yeah, now see this is pissing me off because I was doing so good keeping my hands off this plant. It was growing like Jack's magic beanstalk and it smelled so sweet. I was showing pics to the guys at work and bragging about it. But anyway, the frustration of finding a hermie plus going a week without a smoke brings me to do a smoke report.
I don't have the slightest idea what strain it is because it was grown from bagseed I got in a trade. So I put one in a pot and it took off like a rocket. It was put into 12/12 faster than any other plant I ever had because of the rate it was growing, and I was thinking that all the improvements I made to the growroom finally paid off.
So earlier this evening I was looking at my plants and I was taking macros of the bud to post. As I was fiddling with the flowers something fell out. I thought, that looks like a seed, as my heart and stomach began to drop. I rolled the bud around in my fingers and more fell out and I knew I had a hermie.
So I took a couple hours to think about it, sorting out the pros and cons. Free seeds, but crappy seeds. Lots of smoke, but crappy smoke. I got good genetics that need space and light. I haven't had a smoke in a week. I took the plant out of the growroom and put the scissors to it. I kept the leaves and popcorn buds to dry and render down to oil or something later on when I get some more. The stuff that I kept got stuck in the microwave in 20 second bursts.
When it was dried (it took a while because I gave it a good watering an hour before) I put it in the Magic Bullet food processor that I commandeered for grinding my weed and mixed in some tobacco to get it to burn somewhat. After the first joint I thought that maybe I felt a little bit of a tingle out of it, so I promptly rolled another and chain-smoked it to see if I'd feel something with two in me.
That was fifteen minutes ago now and I must say that I have a nice little somewhat of a buzz, but a lot of that has to do with my ECS receptors being clean after a week of nothing, I would imagine. My lungs and throat feel like there's a cat in there trying to claw its way out and my mouth tastes like there's a tire fire in there, but I got a little buzz out of it.
So anyway, 6:00 AM comes early so I gotta hit the bed here. Have a good night everyone, especially you @newty. Thanks for putting up with me baw haw haw haw!
flytier
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Yeah, I'm going to guerilla grow mine in 5 Gal buckets on the front deck. Minimal hassle with critters. The ones that survive the frosts. Survival of the fittest.
Haha! Man, I've tasted the terrible taste of burnt nutrients because of prolonged dankruptcy. Chopped more than I'd like to admit... way too early. Only once did I speed dry... using my jerky dehydrator. It wasn't pretty.
I feel your pain... bet these 2 BBa plants I'm about to harvest will be gone before curing 2 weeks.
Banking on this big ol bagseed girl to set me up with a few O's to cure the dry spell.
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Well that just sucks. sorry to hear that