CNN said in 1970 average THC was 1%. Really only 1%? Bovine feces!! Well, whatever. I also read that old school TCH levels were more like 7%. Most of these newer breed/crosses are like average 15%, with some 20% to 25% THC. Damn!
This just reminded me of a funny occurence that happened about 20 years ago.........
My older brother was a traveling salesman that traveled around the US with a group of kids in a van selling magizine subscriptions.
He did this for about a year making REALLY good money because his pay was partially based on commission, and he could charm the panties off a 80 yr old nun........lol
Well, one day he showed up at my house extremely excited and frantic.........."Dude, your not gonna believe this, come check this shit out"
We proceeded to his rental car and he popped the trunk......Holy Crap!!! He had like 200#'s of whole MJ plants crammed into his trunk!!!
I was like "where the hell did you get all this???"..........he was trembling and shaking and couldnt even catch his breath.
He just kept saying "we need to go get the BIGGEST U-haul truck we can find, you have to come with me and help, we will make a fortune".............but I kept drilling him for an answer to my question suspecting that he stumbled upon a gorilla farming operation (which you WILL be killed if caught raiding a crop and I would have nothing to do with it)
Finally he settled down and regained his composure............"dude, this shit is growing all over the fucking place on the side of the road in Nebraska!!!....and it smells like the bomb!!!"
I bursted out laughing harder than I think I have ever laughed in my entire life.......like turning blue because I couldnt catch my breath.
I asked him "where were you in like 6th or 7th grade during US geography?"
He just gives me a dumb look and says "so whats your point, and what does it have to do with this goldmine I just found? Pack your shit we gotta leave ASAP before someone else finds all this shit"
I just scratch my head and politely explain to him "Dude, that 200#'s of shit you have in your trunk is HEMP.....congratulations, you have enough there to make about 100 feet of grade A rope!"
So of course....he is in complete denial right now. "your full of shit Bro......I can smell it.........its the bomb"
I reply...."ok, pack a bowl and prove it to me.....you can smoke a bale of that shit and get nothing but a headache, it has an extremely low THC content, probably less than 1/2%, it was specifically breeded for the fiber content of the stalk, its been going out there wild for hundreds of years"
In disbelief, he grabs one of my pipes from my house and packs a bowl. "its a little seedy, but I know its good shit, Ive been smelling it the entire trip back, I know its good"
He proceeds to toke on a bowl until he appears to turn a pale white after several long tokes...........
FINALLY.....the reality of the situation hits him after a 5 minute coughing spasm.....
"you gotta be f#@king kidding me"............."I just quit my job, put 1500 miles on a rental car that I have to pay mileage on, broke up with my girlfriend before I left, plus I forefitted a $1000 commission bonus check because I quit in the middle of a sales route"
I just smiled at him and said "come on bro.....I have some REAL green that will ease the pain a bit"