Dennise - No Longer The Newest Of Newbies - Not Growing In MG - Perpetual

It's 90% attitude, D. You've got that covered, so we'll see you soon!
 
Since laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, let me "play doctor" ( :winkyface: )...

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A: Malnutrition.

Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?
A: Neither did I.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.

Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!

Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don't Worry be Hoppy?

Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly

Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.

Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urine test?

Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.

Q: What does a mermaid smoke?
A: Seaweed.

Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!

Q: What is Reality?
A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.

A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!"
The Fireman asked "How do we get there?"
The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"

Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Screw it, we got lighters

Q. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
A. I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb
A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!

Q: How do sharks get high?
A: reefer

I never realized so many Muslims smoked weed.
I always hear about them getting stoned.....

I was about to smoke weed with a Mexican girl.
Until I asked her if she had papers, she immediately ran off.

Friend: "You could go to jail for weed!"
Stoner: "Jail sells weed?"
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Get well soon! :circle-of-love:
 
They're all gold, Mr Krip! I like the "World Peace; Catastrophic Munchie Shortage" one...
 
santb said:
They're all gold, Mr Krip! I like the "World Peace; Catastrophic Munchie Shortage" one...
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That's a good one for sure!

I like the Reality/Illusion. So true. :laugh:

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Funny, no? Imagine that very headline in the papers.. None of us would be able to celebrate properly...
We'd be "Gotta find some M&Ms.. Gotta find some M&Ms.."
 
"Corn Chips will do but I want M&Ms!"
 
I was thinking it's too late to offer support for tomorrow but then I realized that you're probably not gonna sleep much unless they knock you out, so ... :cheesygrinsmiley: ...

You know you'll be allright in the OR with that team. This isn't an unusual procedure. So tomorrow should be a snap, right? Right.

And if it works, you're going to be very relieved - should be able to get a much better grip on daily life, right? :cheesygrinsmiley:

So ... tomorrow, after it's over, you can worry about postop.

Okay? :thumb:
 
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wouldnt be anywhere else..
 
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