Dennise - No Longer The Newest Of Newbies - Not Growing In MG - Perpetual

Nice view outside of your house:cheertwo:
:passitleft: High Sara... I live right slap dab in the middle of God's country... IMO it is the most beautiful place on earth...:).... I hope you have a blessed a green day my friend.....:circle-of-love:
Nice bike, too.

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That is my pride and joy Heir... I'm pretty easy to pick out... it's a black Harley...:biglaugh::biglaugh:....:circle-of-love:
:welcome: High Blaze.. it's so nice to see you here... As you can tell we do have some laughs over here....:circle-of-love:
Oh I believe that is JUST the right amount of string, it shows off your beautiful neckline and wrists not to mention those ankles. One never wants to over do it, it is like a picture frame, it needs to be just as beautiful as the painting but not distract your eye from the beauty OF the painting.

Here is a little beauty tip I learned doing all my consulting work on previous MoTM contests, every human being has something about them that makes them unique and special. For me it is my eyes, they are blue but not a dirty blue, they are a sky blue, so when I focused on my evening gown I made sure it complimented my eyes to draw the potential voters into looking into my eyes. Ever notice a small painting that has a very big frame around it and how the frame drew you into the picture, well that was to get you to focus on the detail within the painting because you have to look for the beauty within. I am a big framed painting.. where as you my dear are a slime framed painting. That is the type of painting where everything on the canvas is stunning and beautiful. This is the type of painting they hang near the entrance of the exhibit because it is so easy to find the beauty within the painting. It tends to draw you in very quickly and capture your imagination. A mere glance and you can see why it is the front of the exhibit, everything about the painting is pleasing to the eye. The big framed paintings are more in the back, where you have to spend a little more time to seek out the beauty that is there, you just have to look very closely to see it. The trick to properly showing a painting is to put the right frame on it and put it in its proper place in the gallery. Which painting will be sold during the exhibit, well sometimes it is the thin framed one if placed in the right place and light because the customer is taken in by the beauty and it is so over whelming that they only see that painting no matter what painting they look at, but sometimes, the customer sees the little details in the big frame painting and is able to see the beauty within hidden in the painting
But a painting with no frame at all is just a canvas, and while a canvas can have a beautiful painting on it, it is not complete without its frame. And this is why you need 4 foot of 1/16th hemp string , to complete your frame.

I hope my little analogy has brought you a little smile and a little wisdom, while I have been commissioned by Major Pita to exclusively consult just him for this MoTM, i do not want to give out to many trade secrets ;) Breach of contract and all. So remember what I said, small frame but complete the frame and ou will do just fine:circle-of-love:


PS if you must ride your bike and do dump it again make sure any bruises and or scrapes are no larger then 1/16 of an inch wide so the string can cover them. No one ever wins with bruises, it is a historical fact.
Well this should just work out perfectly.... I have blue eyes so I can just borrow your dress and it will match my eyes... Does this mean I can cancel the designer appointment...:straightface:....:circle-of-love:
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I for one see nothing slimy about your frame.

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Nor do I look like a potato...:thedoubletake:.....:circle-of-love:
OK so I could have edited that still but I have to say, it is much funnier with the mistake left in ...
Hey Heirloom, do you want a job proofreading my posts for me, obviously you do a better job then auto correct :circle-of-love:
Well of course he does but then it wouldn't have been near as funny... I've been called a potato and slime now so who knows what i'll be next cause I'm sure there has been a few I can't type here:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:.... I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a very long time...:thanks:....:circle-of-love:
LOL. Auto correct certainly needs an algorithm or something to give it the ability to understand context. There are some seriously funny auto correct flubs out there.
Yes .... yes there are... Good morning everyone and I hope you all have a blessed and green day... Hope you're feeling a bit better today Heir....:circle-of-love:
 
Nothing like the slimy potatoes around here :rofl::rofl:
 
I can't sleep.. You two are keeping me awake :rofl:
Sorry about that, just a funny skit I remembered, lol....
 
Thanks for the warm welcome Dennise. It's good to be here.

Some raunchy fellas in this journal. LOL! Must be impromptu modelling of LA's shirt that caused such a ruckus. :cheesygrinsmiley:
 
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