ATTN!!! ATTN. Stand by for Important Non-Information. ATTN. ATTN!!!
Dennise, The zhit Dept. of Non-Terra Zhittiness has been notified by our informants (Garden Fairies) that you seem to be harboring possible alien zhitz in your habitation module. This is a serious violation of all known treaties and agreements with the Extra-Galactic Federation of Spitwads. You are therefor ordered to stop this traitorous action and once again display correct human disregard of all official dumb-ass regulations . All zhit in your care are to be destroyed and the environment cleansed with good vibes. Our informants will be watching through the window to make sure you comply. Do not make us activate our deep cover swat agent (Titty Tat) to enforce this order. This will be your only chance to avoid censure and negative karma.
Respectfully yours,
Hiho Laughalot
Deputy Assistant Secretary of Bull Pucky
Milky Way Galaxy