candycane
Well-Known Member
Omg!! That just gave me a really needed laugh! As soon as I saw the microphone I started laughing then the commentary just tipped it into full blown what the hell laughter!
Interview with Isabelle Purple
Donkey Dick: Hello, Isabelle. Thank you for agreeing to do this.
Isabelle Purple: What?
DD: They said you..
IP: Mm?
DD: I thought you were ok with this?
IP: Three weeks!
DD: Look, we’ve been through this. You said you.. for the magazine? You’re not supposed to have short term memory issues.
IP: Don’t get cute, monkey! I remember three weeks all too well!
DD: I don’t know what you want me to say. I said sorry a million times already.
IP: It was cold.
DD: I know.
IP: No, it was cold!
DD: You said.
IP: I froze.
DD: ... Look, I. What else could I..
IP: I can’t get warm anymore.
DD: It’s 21 degrees in here.
IP: I can’t feel it. I don’t think I’ll ever be warm again.
DD: Well there, ok. Maybe... Maybe I have some good news for you.
IP: ‘m listening.
DD: Ok, well. Bits of you are going to be very warm.
IP: This sounds like a trick.
DD: No, honestly..
IP: What bits?
DD: Your pretty flowers, Isabelle.
IP: My..?
DD: Just the other day I kept a bouquet at 85*C for over ten hours.
IP: Oh wow that actually does sound really nice.
DD: That was after I’d kept it at 115*C for an hour and a half.
IP: You’re confusing me now.
DD: Small amounts of you will get to 420*F whatever that is in real numbers.
IP: Oh you’re not taking this seriously. You think this is funny!
DD: Honestly, Isabelle some of you is likely to burn, even.
IP: I should never have listened about this.
DD: I’m just happy you’re talking to me again.
IP: Not though.
DD: Only a week or two til your flowers will be coming on, love.
IP: ...
DD: The clones you gave us last week are still looking great..
IP: ...
DD: Isabelle?
DD: Isabelle?