Cat Stoned

[THC vampire]

his name is zeus

 

[THC vampire]

yea i kno man...ahha lol...

 

[Delucks]

I used to have puppie named mascara, we called her that because she looked like she was wearing it. But anyways, i remember this one time me and my buddy saul were getting loaded and I was like lets get fucking mascara high dude, and he was like hell yeah, then we got the dog and we were sitting on my bed and I took in a hit, and just held it in my mouth and didn't inhale, and I grabbed the dog by the head and blew that shit into its nostrils, when almost instantly the fucking dog jerks its head out of my grasp and tried to bite my fucking face! And the trusted that little fucker! So be careful when your getting your/anybodys animal high for the first time. And for all you fuckers who right now are saying "yeah you deserved to get your face bit", I beat the shit out of the dog after that!!! So haha. I got the last laugh and I was high, fuck that dog if it doesn't wanna take a reality break. Oh yeah one more thing, since then that dog ran away, and I'm pretty sure is dead baked in the sun long since. Somethings telling me mascara should have just hit the fucking weed...

 

[NYC WeedMan]

Thats like someone making you smoke crack at gunpoint really fucked up

 

[Mad Cow Steakho]

I used to have puppie named mascara, we called her that because she looked like she was wearing it. But anyways, i remember this one time me and my buddy saul were getting loaded and I was like lets get fucking mascara high dude, and he was like hell yeah, then we got the dog and we were sitting on my bed and I took in a hit, and just held it in my mouth and didn't inhale, and I grabbed the dog by the head and blew that shit into its nostrils, when almost instantly the fucking dog jerks its head out of my grasp and tried to bite my fucking face! And the trusted that little fucker! So be careful when your getting your/anybodys animal high for the first time. And for all you fuckers who right now are saying "yeah you deserved to get your face bit", I beat the shit out of the dog after that!!! So haha. I got the last laugh and I was high, fuck that dog if it doesn't wanna take a reality break. Oh yeah one more thing, since then that dog ran away, and I'm pretty sure is dead baked in the sun long since. Somethings telling me mascara should have just hit the fucking weed...

Wow, you're fucking hilarious.

 

[JackShit]

I used to have puppie named mascara, we called her that because she looked like she was wearing it. But anyways, i remember this one time me and my buddy saul were getting loaded and I was like lets get fucking mascara high dude, and he was like hell yeah, then we got the dog and we were sitting on my bed and I took in a hit, and just held it in my mouth and didn't inhale, and I grabbed the dog by the head and blew that shit into its nostrils, when almost instantly the fucking dog jerks its head out of my grasp and tried to bite my fucking face! And the trusted that little fucker! So be careful when your getting your/anybodys animal high for the first time. And for all you fuckers who right now are saying "yeah you deserved to get your face bit", I beat the shit out of the dog after that!!! So haha. I got the last laugh and I was high, fuck that dog if it doesn't wanna take a reality break. Oh yeah one more thing, since then that dog ran away, and I'm pretty sure is dead baked in the sun long since. Somethings telling me mascara should have just hit the fucking weed...

Were you expecting people to be impressed by your story? That's really fucked up.

 

[Hash]

I beat the shit out of the dog after that!!! So haha. I got the last laugh and I was high, fuck that dog if it doesn't wanna take a reality break. Oh yeah one more thing, since then that dog ran away, and I'm pretty sure is dead baked in the sun long since. Somethings telling me mascara should have just hit the fucking weed...

You lil motherfucking piece of shit, I am appalled that someone like you who is so sadistic,satanic and sick in the head has'nt been buttfucked to death by the Karma police yet. Seriously did youre dad make you fuck that poor dog when you were little? And that built up some sort of freak rage?
youre fucking mind is fucked somehow, somewhere, sometime youre parents did something wrong so if you havnt already plotted to kill them ask for help.
Youre the exact reason why so many stoners get a bad name

 

[Converge91]

my cat gets hyper when its high, I love playing with him cause he like climbing up walls and running extra fast

 

[NYC WeedMan]

Dogs hate it when you blow air in their faces (not smoke) but they stick there head out of the car window while going 60 mph ??