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Carcass' $150 Low Budget Grow 2019
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It might be better not to know!
That is an odd thing..is that in case you need an eye witness later?
Thanks for telling me, Amy- the staff has been working on that little problem for awhile now...unfortunately, I think they thought it was fixed, but not quite yet I guess-photos all missingis that because it was actually Tuesday here - so I missed it?
I re-uploaded them, they should re-appear a little later today....Yeah, that's exactly what Mrs.C. told me...I could tell the nurse was just giving me a "courtesy chuckle"
As if there is anything left in there after the first round! The second round was like pouring it down a pipe- straight through, and you'd better not make any detours on the way to the pooper...
Oiiii Carcass
Sorry to hear you need to have a camera shoved up your arse, and I’m even sorrier to hear you need to take the bowel prep. My advice, not that you asked:-
1. During your bowel prep:- Do not trust a fart
2. When you are on the table and before you get Midazzed:- Ask for extra lube (unless you have an arsehole that looks like a yawning hippo).
3. Assume the position, relax and cross your fingers your G spot gets a tickle
Sorry to hear you need to have a camera shoved up your arse, and I’m even sorrier to hear you need to take the bowel prep. My advice, not that you asked:-
1. During your bowel prep:- Do not trust a fart
2. When you are on the table and before you get Midazzed:- Ask for extra lube (unless you have an arsehole that looks like a yawning hippo).
3. Assume the position, relax and cross your fingers your G spot gets a tickle
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This is my second go-round, so I won't trust a fart..again ...
Look, its happened to all of us, though to be fair its usually during the first 2 years of life while toilet training...This is my second go-round, so I won't trust a fart..again ...
Are you symptomatic?
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No, this is just a follow up from one 5 or 6 years ago- he removed a few polyps back then...I guess he just wants to see if there's any more, or if those grew back?
Little bit long between bowel prep drinks in my armchair expert medical opinion.
I reckon you should be getting videoelectronically sodomised every 3 years if you had polyps.
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I guess he wasn't too worried about them? I don't know- I'll ask him about that at my upcoming consultation.
Although I don't relish the thought of doing it more often
But needing an ostomy bag sounds worse than having an occasional camera stuck up the old poop-chute
I thought erry 3 years was the usual follow up. Bowel polyps grow slow, much like dodgy cervical cancerous cells. IMO 6 years is too long. I stalked your about and you are the exact age my dad was when he died. Looking back his death was hastened by 15 years because he detested doctors, followed no concerns up and treated his body like he hated it. Your lovely wife and I need you alive... for the moment.I guess he wasn't too worried about them? I don't know- I'll ask him about that at my upcoming consultation.
Although I don't relish the thought of doing it more often
But needing an ostomy bag sounds worse than having an occasional camera stuck up the old poop-chute
I need to bid you and your poop chute good day and bounce into my Wednesday. I need to walk for an hour, get dressed to impress the many retail shops I will visit today and drop some serious love and coin on my son‘s very pregnant partner.
Have a great day Carcmeister
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Have a great rest of the day, Trala!
Everything @Trala said is spot on. Prep sucks, the “sleep” is awesome, and the results of not doing those exams is worse than the Game of Thrones episode when Sanza lets the dogs eat Ramsey...got my GoT reference in there! 
Seriously, the poop chute stuff is funny, but man, it ain’t funny when you are dying from it and your family has to watch you....
I have always had the go lightly bs prep. Once I’m evacuating clear “shit” I stop taking it, and I’ve always had reports of “excellent” prep! Good luck my friend! 
Seriously, the poop chute stuff is funny, but man, it ain’t funny when you are dying from it and your family has to watch you....
I have always had the go lightly bs prep. Once I’m evacuating clear “shit” I stop taking it, and I’ve always had reports of “excellent” prep! Good luck my friend! - Thread starter
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Thanks, Boo!
I do take it seriously, (hard not to joke about it a little though
) this exam was initially scheduled for a year ago, but covid happened, and everything came to a standstill around here...then the slow results from my covid test made it so I had to put it off a little longer...That's good to know about the prep- last time, I was totally cleaned out after drinking only about half of the gallon...
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reminded me of my heart surgery - they were going in through the groin so my sensitive parts had to be shaved. the nurse deftly switched the towel draped over me for a wash cloth to start the shaving. i said are you sure that is big enough? she laughed and removed the wash cloth and pulled a bandaid out of her pocket and draped it across my johnson - she said that she was just being polite with the washcloth. i could not think of one comeback so i just laid there
Good morning Carcass
I had a great day.
I’m hoping to get some Carla pics today. I’m still unsure if I’m doing it right.
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Hi,Billy- Thanks for dropping by!
It is definitely that! That hasn't happened to me in over a year!
I'll be watching for them!
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Good morning 420!
Today I'm just posting up some parting shots of the Super Silver Haze- she's 126 days old, 78 days flowering, and she's done- this evening, she'll go into the dark broom closet till harvest day (Saturday).
She still isn't showing any amber trichomes, but she looks "done" otherwise, and I'm going to need the box for my 2 (!) little seedlings.
Final shots:
and a few buds:
And then there's the new kids on the block:
One of them will be moving outdoors eventually- probably the Kalashnikov auto-
The cotyledons are a little funky looking on the Iced Grapefruit, but I think she's going to do alright
She's a photoperiod plant, btw.
It only took 2 seeds to get 2 sprouts.... If you know my history, that just doesn't happen- maybe I'm finally getting a handle on this stuff?
I'll post up some harvest pics on Saturday- I would harvest the SSH tomorrow, but that's lil Nova's day
so I'm going to be chasing her around the house all day instead
One more thing..This mystery box showed up on my porch yesterday...what could it be?
I'll fill you in first of the week- some changes are on the horizon....
Thanks for looking!
I appreciate the support-
And please be careful out there!
Today I'm just posting up some parting shots of the Super Silver Haze- she's 126 days old, 78 days flowering, and she's done- this evening, she'll go into the dark broom closet till harvest day (Saturday).
She still isn't showing any amber trichomes, but she looks "done" otherwise, and I'm going to need the box for my 2 (!) little seedlings.
Final shots:
and a few buds:
And then there's the new kids on the block:
One of them will be moving outdoors eventually- probably the Kalashnikov auto-
The cotyledons are a little funky looking on the Iced Grapefruit, but I think she's going to do alright
She's a photoperiod plant, btw.
It only took 2 seeds to get 2 sprouts.... If you know my history, that just doesn't happen- maybe I'm finally getting a handle on this stuff?
I'll post up some harvest pics on Saturday- I would harvest the SSH tomorrow, but that's lil Nova's day
so I'm going to be chasing her around the house all day instead
One more thing..This mystery box showed up on my porch yesterday...what could it be?
I'll fill you in first of the week- some changes are on the horizon....
Thanks for looking!
I appreciate the support-
And please be careful out there!