I finally bit the bullet and spent a couple hundred on a really nice bong and I must say, you get what you pay for. Was always a cheap beaker bong user but it was so harsh. Once you have a bong with multiple peculators built in you will fall in love.
I guess I'm your opposite - I prefer the basic bong - beaker (or something similar that's flat on the bottom), no-frills bowl/downtube (may be one piece), glass-on-glass joint, little glass knob/handle/flange on the bowl to lift it off the bong at end of hit in order to clear smoke, no ice-catcher (ice would melt, LMAO), no percolator (got one on my coffee pot, though), et cetera. I use HOT water for the smoothest of hits. . . .