I just showed your video to my plants. They just grew 6 inches! All the ladies on the back deck are blushing now. They just told me that they wish to be watered with Perrier from now on and massaged three times a week with neem oil. Madam Mazar wants my wifes vegetables off the back deck also, says they are 'not worthy' and shouldn't be breathing the same air as her.
You've created a monster!