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hortishorti said:
SHHH we gotta keep it shush while I develop our GI-JOE American Hero LED :tokin::laughtwo:
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. yes ma'am, I'll leave the genious to work:P

Lol I'll try to figure out how to get around the copyright issues :/ and keep my mouth shut until further notice .
 
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NOW UNVEILING THE NEW GI-JOE LED!
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hortishorti said:
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Ooooohhhh Shorti damn!!! That made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit XD

. yea I want you on my team, you got a gift girl XD
 
Im so glad that will forever be in this thread XD
 
Man youd need a massive warehouse to make use of that light XD good thing you only need one!

It's a buy folks, just wait till you see it on a shopping channel near you! Well be offering 12 easy pay payments of 7499.99 + applicable taxes, duties, levies, environmental fees and shipping!

You can't go wrong folks G.I. Joe Leds are the lights for you!

*Parts made in China and assembled by an American team based somewhere offshore, we don't actually know where, but somewhere*
 
bignstrange said:
Man youd need a massive warehouse to make use of that light XD good thing you only need one!

It's a buy folks, just wait till you see it on a shopping channel near you! Well be offering 12 easy pay payments of 7499.99 + applicable taxes, duties, levies, environmental fees and shipping!

You can't go wrong folks G.I. Joe Leds are the lights for you!

*Parts made in China and assembled by an American team based somewhere offshore, we don't actually know where, but somewhere*
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COMES WITH OUR FREE SOILLESS NUTRIENT BUNDLE - SUPER SNAKE OIL COMPLETE 1 PART POWDER NUTRIENT! NO SOIL, WATER, MESSY POTS OR RESERVOIRS NECESSARY. ITS AS SIMPLE AS PUTTING THE SEED IN THE POWDER AND BOOM! THATS THE POWER OF SUPER SNAKE OIL COMPLETE 1 PART POWDER NUTRIENT*

PRODUCT CONTAINS 999,999PPM ORNAMENTAL PLANT GROWTH HORMONES NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
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Hahahahaha this would be hilarious if I could make it look all professional instead of like I spent 30 seconds in MS PAINT
 
hortishorti said:
Hahahahaha this would be hilarious if I could make it look all professional instead of like I spent 30 seconds in MS PAINT
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That 30 seconds just made us billions Shorti XD

We WILL be industry leaders ! .
 
Will it work in a 4x4 tent? If so I'll take two! And let me get some of that soil free magic y'all selling... Should I wait on a store to open of just post CC info here? Murica!
 
That snake oil works great btw- you can't even call us snake oil salesmen/women cause the oil sells itself!

Try it and take advantage of our 100 percent your not getting your money back guarantee .
 
VerdeTortuga said:
Will it work in a 4x4 tent? If so I'll take two! And let me get some of that soil free magic y'all selling... Should I wait on a store to open of just post CC info here? Murica!
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Thank you for your interest in GI Joe Led products and related ventures.

An associate will be at your house on 3.. 2.. 1..

To help you with all of your GI Joe Led products and related ventures needs.

Thank you for your business .
 
bignstrange said:
That snake oil works great btw- you can't even call us snake oil salesmen/women cause the oil sells itself!

Try it and take advantage of our 100 percent your not getting your money back guarantee .
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HAHAHAHA

GI JOE Led INC is a branch of Real Authentic Totally Legit Operational Grow Lights Design LTD
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I could see it totally working
 
hortishorti said:
HAHAHAHA



I could see it totally working
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Do you wanna be CEO coo cfo cceo vpfo vps? There's a lot more positions open but I feel your qualified to do as many as you want XD
 
bignstrange said:
Do you wanna be CEO coo cfo cceo vpfo vps? There's a lot more positions open but I feel your qualified to do as many as you want XD
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. . . Open Positions! Bahahahaha!! And your Crummy salesman only sold me 3 lights, and 4 cases of soil free magic... Need to get better sales people I would've bought 4 lights cause I support . .
 
Ladies and gentlemen I am announcing our IPO for GI JOE led inc and Real Authentic Totally Legit Operational Grow Lights Design LTD, will be opening this December.

Initial offering puts shares at 5,532,234 dollars a share with only 10,000 available. Be sure to get yours while you can because this is the opportunity of a lifetime!

We're going places folks ! . .
 
VerdeTortuga said:
. . . Open Positions! Bahahahaha!! And your Crummy salesman only sold me 3 lights, and 4 cases of soil free magic... Need to get better sales people I would've bought 4 lights cause I support . .
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Want a job? .

WE NEED YOU! .
 
bignstrange said:
Want a job? .

WE NEED YOU! .
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How did you know I was in sales . . it's done! I stand being a quality . product... Alright ladies and gentleman line up for the only Led you will ever need for the rest of you life (does not imply any warranty Whatsoever) this light with our soil free magic makes 30 lb harvest possible from any seed! So let me take you MONEY!
 
VerdeTortuga said:
How did you know I was in sales . . it's done! I stand being a quality . product... Alright ladies and gentleman line up for the only Led you will ever need for the rest of you life (does not imply any warranty Whatsoever) this light with our soil free magic makes 30 lb harvest possible from any seed! So let me take you MONEY!
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TO ANSWER QUESTION GI JOE LIGHT PERFECT 4x4 TENT REFER TO GRAPH
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