Ok, mysterious bud update.
She put it in her wallet, so it flattened it out a bit, but it wasn't a prize winning bud anyways.
Color was just greener in her picture. Probably from goddamn selfie filters.
Trichs look about 5-10% Amber, so decently harvested, but a neglected bud nonetheless. Dried to hell, not sticky at all, and barely a detectable smell of Cannabis. Trichome concentration wasn't bad, either an HPS or LED grow, but not a good enough sample to make any better guess than that.
Potency? No idea. Not sure I want to smoke an unknown bud found floating in someones pocket. I feed my Chinchilla more bud than this in a week. He absolutely loves it, and not to get him high either. He only likes small stems when dry, rarely eats leaves but sometimes he will. He just wants buds. So he gets an unheated tiny bud to snack on, once a day.
And not much weight there either. Cool experiment I guess though.
And if anyone has a weird girlfriend like mine, don't give her your microscope. After mine was done looking at the trichs, she went on to looking at her nail polish, then her fingers, then out come the ladies, and she's looking at her nips under a microscope.
Seriously man. This is the office/PC room/Grow room/Pet room. You don't bust out the ladies in here. WTF.
I would beg to differ. So would Dale. Hahaha!