Glad your here bud. Your all right!
Given abit more spare play money, & alittle less time constraints, id assume we'd both blow the doors off the place by raising the bar.
I got mine off ebay but I think they're sold at Walmart, Toys R Us and other stores like that. It's basically a toy video microscope that works well for growers. They have various models available for different prices. I paid $21 for mine. They have a single RCA type video cable to plug into a tv, monitor, etc.