Whats the dumbest thing you've done while high?

[Happy Headz]

i was at my friends house smoking weed. he gets up and ask if i wanted to get a bowl of ice cream. being high as i am. i can't refuse. so he scoops his out and slides the box to me and walks back into the living room. i scoop mine out and in the process of putting the ice cream back. i open the pantry door instead of the freezer and put the ice cream in, then closed the pantry. hours later we find his cat going to town on the ice cream. im expecting him to be a little angry. but instead. he turns to me and says, damn that was the last of the ice cream.


BTW - this happen today.

 

[fuuji0019]

In my old flat a few years back, me and my mates are all getting crazy high.
1 of my mates decides to go put some burgers under the grill, bearing in mind they take about 10-15mins, and need to be flipped. He came back into my room and continued to get high for about 45mins-hour. He causualy walks out, and returns, in a normal, calmed baked voice and goes: "Lads... the kitchens on fire" We, being crazy high also sat there, and go: "What?" (Time passes) Mate: "Yeah, the kitchens on fire" Still all normal and calm like.

We go in and the whole room is full of thick grey smoke and flames coming out the grill, had to get the fire extinguisher. Whoops.

Burgers were a little over done.

 

[Rin101]

One time a bunch of my friends and I went over to our friend's house to smoke on his porch, and we were going to skateboard afterward, but mine was broken so I brought over a new one to set up at his house, and after smoking I ended up putting one of my trucks on backwards haha..I didn't realize it until we went outside to skate and the first thing I did was fall on the ground..

It's not that big of deal but it was the first thing I thought of when reading this thread

 

[TorturedSoul]

<LAUGHING> I think that I can win this one folks:

Got married.

All the other dumb stuff I've done while in the zone I'd consider very minor next to that little gem, more like the stuff that they used to hear about and just put "Misadventure" down on the death certificate under cause of death before everyone got to be such sticklers for details lol.

 

[BWC BayArea]

backwards truck? LOL

One time a bunch of my friends and I went over to our friend's house to smoke on his porch, and we were going to skateboard afterward, but mine was broken so I brought over a new one to set up at his house, and after smoking I ended up putting one of my trucks on backwards haha..I didn't realize it until we went outside to skate and the first thing I did was fall on the ground..

It's not that big of deal but it was the first thing I thought of when reading this thread

No, that was funny.I could kinda picture it.

 

[Steve McStoferson]

i honestly don't think I've done anything that dumb. I almost took a drink out of the bong as it was sitting next to my cup, but it doesnt count because it was one of those almost moments

 

[420fied]

....let myself come down.

 

[Happy Headz]

haha. yeah i think tortured soul wins with that one hands down. i will pray for you dude.

 

[BWC BayArea]

When I was a teen. I was home watching cartoons w/the munchies. Went to the fridge, nothin I didn't have to cook. Got something to drink and sat back on the couch. I looked down at the coffee table, saw a half eaten bag of Cheetos, and grabbed them. Now totally engrossed in the cartoon, I shake the bag to see if there were ne left (lights out). YEEEeeessssSS!! There were a few left! I then opened the bag and reached in, grabbed as close to a handful as possible and tossed them into my mouth. I took a few chews and then I started coughing and choking. So I spit out the "cheetos" , picked up my drink, and downed it. It was then that I realized that some1 had emptied the ash trays into the bag and didn't throw it away . I lived with a smoker. Damn.

 

[Weedpipe]

jump out of a airplane ... 24 times ...

 

[bubblekarma]

jump out of a airplane ... 24 times ...

Holy shit that would be trippy as hell to do stoned.

 

[Philosopher]

When I was a teen. I was home watching cartoons w/the munchies. Went to the fridge, nothin I didn't have to cook. Got something to drink and sat back on the couch. I looked down at the coffee table, saw a half eaten bag of Cheetos, and grabbed them. Now totally engrossed in the cartoon, I shake the bag to see if there were ne left (lights out). YEEEeeessssSS!! There were a few left! I then opened the bag and reached in, grabbed as close to a handful as possible and tossed them into my mouth. I took a few chews and then I started coughing and choking. So I spit out the "cheetos" , picked up my drink, and downed it. It was then that I realized that some1 had emptied the ash trays into the bag and didn't throw it away . I lived with a smoker. Damn.

Dude, just thinking about that makes me want to vomit.


Dumbest thing, well, this isn't funny but it was hella stupid and I paid dearly for it...Cashed two fake checks for a former friend of mine, for a total of four hundred dollars, picked up a couple of felonies for that one.

 

[MaroonBaboon]

i once ate a whole box of 24 frozen waffles and 5 pop tarts and passed out on the ground with food everywhere, some half eaten, some only a bite. Crazy night

 

[Aussiebonger]

Had a swig on the bong instead of my coke.... that wakes you up quick let me tell ya...... tasted f#cken horrid... i had actually swallowed it b4 realising, it was quite embarrasing to tell the truth as i was a young punk at the time trying to be 'cool'... hahaha copped shit for that one..

 

[TorturedSoul]

haha. yeah i think tortured soul wins with that one hands down. i will pray for you dude.

Ahh, don't worry about it - I don't, lol. In the past now like all nightmares should be. Guess it's true what they say, though, marriage is cheap but divorce is going to cost you. Getting married cost me, I think, around $600 (counting the party). Divorce only cost me everything I had - and about $10K extra.

The way I see it, I got ripped off on the marriage but got excellent value on the divorce (cheap at twice the price).

And that's not even why they call me TorturedSoul.

 

[420fied]

I once rented an apartment, while filling the waterbed a neighbor invited me over for a quick buzz. Some time later I remembered I was filling the water bed and went back to my apartment. As I got close to the door, the carpet in the hall was wet. When I opened the door, the apartment was flooded with about an inch of water on the floor, and the water bed blater was the size of a volkswagon beatle. Needless to say I was evicted before I was fully moved in. I was just lucky that I was young and didn't have anything worth suing over.

lol! That would reallllly suck.

 

[poker shark]

I think we have a WINNER!!!
That is something I would do biskett..tuff luck!

 

[InhaledFreq]

I'm almost embarrassed to tell this story...

Let me set the stage... I had just turned 18, I was in Texas living at my first apartment. When I first moved in, the hallways smelled like pot smoke. I smoked weed all day everyday (when I was home) in my apartment. The apartment managers or my neighbors never paid any mind. Well one day the apartment owners sold the apartment complex to a new management company to be converted into a retirement home. First thing the new owners did was try to evict all the tenants they could for whatever reason they could find. They knew pot smoking was going on so they sent the cops to my apartment...
I had just smoked a joint of some good skunky weed with friends and I was pretty damn baked. My friends left and another friend arrived shortly after. Then there was a knock at the door. boom boom boom "Open up, Police!". Fuck. Not knowing anything about anything I opened the door to find two pigs. They told me they had reports of marijuana smoking going on. I told them it was not coming from my apartment. They asked to search, I refused... Then much to my surprise one of the cops said, "Look, either you can give us the pot or we're going to come in and start turning over furniture." I continued to refuse... They played good-cop, bad-cop... The "good" cop said, you know if you just have a small amount we'll just destroy it and let you go with a warning. Again, I was young and stupid so I thought okay, okay, I have a little $5 sack I can give them and they'll go away... I told the cops okay I'll get the pot... They followed me inside to my locked briefcase where I kept my stash. I opened the briefcase and pulled out a nickle bag and handed it to the cop... he saw some of my pipes in the briefcase and told me to give them to him as well...

Now here's the stupid part. Pot had been hard to find at that time. I was an all-day, every-day smoker so I had recently bought about a month's supply (about 5 1/2 ounces of mexi-brick shwag - anything over 4oz in Texas is a felony, which I did not know at the time.) Being high as shit and being shook by the cops being there I completely forgot that my large stash was in the same briefcase!!! As I was reaching for the pipe, the cop noticed the large bag of pot peeking out from underneath some other items in the briefcase. He pulled it out and said, "what's this?". Fuck. After that it was... "hands behind your back, you're under arrest..." shit fuck damn piss!

That single dumb stoned moment (along with the ignorance of youth) got me my first and only felony which followed me for years and still negatively affects my life to this very day.

That is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done, high or not.

 

[TorturedSoul]

That single dumb stoned moment (along with the ignorance of youth) got me my first and only felony which followed me for years and still negatively affects my life to this very day.

That is, by far, the dumbest thing I've ever done, high or not.

Wow. You win.

 

[InhaledFreq]

Wow. You win.

And what are the top three lessons I learned from that little experience?

1.) Never open the door to the police, ever, no matter what they say. If they say they have a right to search or enter your home make them kick in the door.

2.) Know state laws and DO NOT posses felony amounts.

3.) Do not expect the police to obey the law. They generally do not, and when it comes down to it in court, a couple of police officers' word will be believed over a young "pothead's" word. If there are no other credible witnesses, the cops can, and generally will do as they please, even if what they're doing is not legal.

Of course all this only applies in states and cities that are tough on pot and do not have mmj laws in place.