King Bongmaster
New Member
I am a weed warrior
a hemp hero
special number
four-two-zero
I'm a super sensi samaurai
tryin' to keep the planet high
I'm out to protect the population
from the dangers of sobriety
I love copulation
but I'm hated by society
a pothead by day
at night I metamorphasize
into a GANJA GOD
WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED HIGHS
I TRAVEL THE LAND
FIGHTIN' FOES
A BULLETPROOF NINJA
ARMED WITH PACKED POWER BOWLS
I'VE GOT TWO HAND BLOWN GLASS GATS
WITH RAPID FIRE MODE
AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER
GETTIN' EVERYBODY BLOWD
I'M A MARIJUANA MARTYR
POWERED BY THE GREAT BUD TREE
I'M A SMOKE DOWN STARTER
NO ONE CAN OUTSMOKE ME
SO IF YOUR ON THE LOW END
OF YOUR HIGH AND
YOUR SACK IS RUNNIN' DRY MAN
JUST SUMMON ME I'M THE BONG MASTER
I'LL SHOW UP WITH MY SPECIAL
KIND BUD BRAIN BLASTER
BLAST YA ONCE YOU'LL BE HIGHER
THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE
BLAST MYSELF AN D BLAST YA ONCE MORE
I WOULDNT STAY LONG THOUGH
I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
THERES MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE
JUST LIKE YOU
FROM ALL THE LAND I WALK ON
EVERYWHERE I GO LITTLE
MAGICAL BUHDA PLANTS START TO GROW
I'M LIKE SANTA CLAUS
I STOP AT EVERY HOUSE IN JUST ONE NIGHT
WITH MY BIG ENDLESS BAG I'M WINNIN THIS FIGHT
I SWITCH THE SETTINGS ON THE
MINI-TETRA-HYDRA-TURBO-ROCKET IN MY POCKET
FROM BUZZ TO BAKE TO BLOWN
FIRE IT UP AND TARGET SOMEONES DOME
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SO PLEASE DONT TRY
I'LL LOAD MY DOUBLE BARREL BIO-BATTLE
BONG AND BLAST YOU SKY HIGH
I SMOKE DOWN THE MASSES WITH MY
SEMI-AUTO STEAM ROLLER
EVERYBODYS EYELIDS STEADY DROPPIN' LOWER
SOME COME COME AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU
DONT WANNA MISS THE MARIJUANA MAN
CUZ IF YOUR SAD OR THERES BEEN SOMETHIN' TRAGIC
I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH MY 'MYSTICAL MAGIC'
USING MY ABILITIES I BATTLE
THE WORLDS WRONGS
AND RESTORE STABILITY
WITH THE RUMBLE OF A BONG
a hemp hero
special number
four-two-zero
I'm a super sensi samaurai
tryin' to keep the planet high
I'm out to protect the population
from the dangers of sobriety
I love copulation
but I'm hated by society
a pothead by day
at night I metamorphasize
into a GANJA GOD
WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED HIGHS
I TRAVEL THE LAND
FIGHTIN' FOES
A BULLETPROOF NINJA
ARMED WITH PACKED POWER BOWLS
I'VE GOT TWO HAND BLOWN GLASS GATS
WITH RAPID FIRE MODE
AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER
GETTIN' EVERYBODY BLOWD
I'M A MARIJUANA MARTYR
POWERED BY THE GREAT BUD TREE
I'M A SMOKE DOWN STARTER
NO ONE CAN OUTSMOKE ME
SO IF YOUR ON THE LOW END
OF YOUR HIGH AND
YOUR SACK IS RUNNIN' DRY MAN
JUST SUMMON ME I'M THE BONG MASTER
I'LL SHOW UP WITH MY SPECIAL
KIND BUD BRAIN BLASTER
BLAST YA ONCE YOU'LL BE HIGHER
THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE
BLAST MYSELF AN D BLAST YA ONCE MORE
I WOULDNT STAY LONG THOUGH
I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO
THERES MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE
JUST LIKE YOU
FROM ALL THE LAND I WALK ON
EVERYWHERE I GO LITTLE
MAGICAL BUHDA PLANTS START TO GROW
I'M LIKE SANTA CLAUS
I STOP AT EVERY HOUSE IN JUST ONE NIGHT
WITH MY BIG ENDLESS BAG I'M WINNIN THIS FIGHT
I SWITCH THE SETTINGS ON THE
MINI-TETRA-HYDRA-TURBO-ROCKET IN MY POCKET
FROM BUZZ TO BAKE TO BLOWN
FIRE IT UP AND TARGET SOMEONES DOME
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SO PLEASE DONT TRY
I'LL LOAD MY DOUBLE BARREL BIO-BATTLE
BONG AND BLAST YOU SKY HIGH
I SMOKE DOWN THE MASSES WITH MY
SEMI-AUTO STEAM ROLLER
EVERYBODYS EYELIDS STEADY DROPPIN' LOWER
SOME COME COME AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU
DONT WANNA MISS THE MARIJUANA MAN
CUZ IF YOUR SAD OR THERES BEEN SOMETHIN' TRAGIC
I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH MY 'MYSTICAL MAGIC'
USING MY ABILITIES I BATTLE
THE WORLDS WRONGS
AND RESTORE STABILITY
WITH THE RUMBLE OF A BONG