Weed Warrior

King Bongmaster

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I am a weed warrior

a hemp hero

special number

four-two-zero

I'm a super sensi samaurai

tryin' to keep the planet high

I'm out to protect the population

from the dangers of sobriety

I love copulation

but I'm hated by society

a pothead by day

at night I metamorphasize

into a GANJA GOD

WITH THE POWER OF A HUNDRED HIGHS

I TRAVEL THE LAND

FIGHTIN' FOES

A BULLETPROOF NINJA

ARMED WITH PACKED POWER BOWLS

I'VE GOT TWO HAND BLOWN GLASS GATS

WITH RAPID FIRE MODE

AND AN ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER

GETTIN' EVERYBODY BLOWD

I'M A MARIJUANA MARTYR

POWERED BY THE GREAT BUD TREE

I'M A SMOKE DOWN STARTER

NO ONE CAN OUTSMOKE ME

SO IF YOUR ON THE LOW END

OF YOUR HIGH AND

YOUR SACK IS RUNNIN' DRY MAN

JUST SUMMON ME I'M THE BONG MASTER

I'LL SHOW UP WITH MY SPECIAL

KIND BUD BRAIN BLASTER

BLAST YA ONCE YOU'LL BE HIGHER

THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN BEFORE

BLAST MYSELF AN D BLAST YA ONCE MORE

I WOULDNT STAY LONG THOUGH

I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO

THERES MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE

JUST LIKE YOU

FROM ALL THE LAND I WALK ON

EVERYWHERE I GO LITTLE

MAGICAL BUHDA PLANTS START TO GROW

I'M LIKE SANTA CLAUS

I STOP AT EVERY HOUSE IN JUST ONE NIGHT

WITH MY BIG ENDLESS BAG I'M WINNIN THIS FIGHT

I SWITCH THE SETTINGS ON THE

MINI-TETRA-HYDRA-TURBO-ROCKET IN MY POCKET

FROM BUZZ TO BAKE TO BLOWN

FIRE IT UP AND TARGET SOMEONES DOME

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE SO PLEASE DONT TRY

I'LL LOAD MY DOUBLE BARREL BIO-BATTLE

BONG AND BLAST YOU SKY HIGH

I SMOKE DOWN THE MASSES WITH MY

SEMI-AUTO STEAM ROLLER

EVERYBODYS EYELIDS STEADY DROPPIN' LOWER

SOME COME COME AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU

DONT WANNA MISS THE MARIJUANA MAN

CUZ IF YOUR SAD OR THERES BEEN SOMETHIN' TRAGIC

I'LL FIX YOU UP WITH MY 'MYSTICAL MAGIC'

USING MY ABILITIES I BATTLE

THE WORLDS WRONGS

AND RESTORE STABILITY

WITH THE RUMBLE OF A BONG​
 
Good shit man, I think thats what everyone here's lookin for
 
good shit man.. poem kicks ass
 
well put....im quite impressed with the word scheme you used in this...keep up the kick @$$ writing my friend, and smoke to the point that will never end.
 
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