Synthetic piss earned me a job!

hossua34

hossua34

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Since I'm back home from college for the summer, I needed a summer job. Well after looking for about two weeks, I finally got a call back, from this shitty little discount grocery store located right in the ghetto. Well, they're starting cashiers at $7 an hour (not bad, in this region) and I need to make money, so I went in. I knew they'd be having me take a drug test, so I went to a smoke shop nearby first and bought the Spectrum Labs URN-Luck synthetic piss kit. Basically a little bottle of fake pee for $40... but it worked! I nuked it for 10 seconds before my interview to bring it up to temparature, then taped it to my crotch. As long as I don't have a felony record I don't know about, I'll have a job by Tuesday. And I have plenty of "urine" left for another couple of drug tests if I need it.:smoke2: Now let's hope I don't get shot working in such a shady part of town...
 
a piss test for a cashier?
wow....
but hey, if you need the job, you gotta do what ya gotta do.
 
I was gonna do that...but I figure I'll just not smoke for a month and save money..lol..my interview is on may 31 st.

<3 Bunny
 
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