RangerDanger
New Member
Since I haven't done it for 8 years the secret can now be revealed.
I dealt weed for decades back in L.A., always to the same dozen or so people. Most people lived nearby, and if they wanted weed they'd just stop over to see if I had any. But if they were calling to see if I had any for sale, I'd always insist they used a code (since I had a prior sales beef).
They came up with some really dumb ones. One guy would ask if I had any "green carpet" for sale. Another would refer to weed as tomato's, but that was a bust if he for example asked me if I could sell him 1/2 oz of tomato's.
I finally worked out a crude code where they just asked if I was gonna be home. If I had weed I said yeah, if I didn't have any weed I'd say I was gonna be home but would be busy.
I had a friend let's call him S. who lived about a 1.5 hr. drive away.
He dealt usually 1/2 and full oz.'s, and I dealt lbs. So I'd call him up about every week or so and if I was gonna talk dope I'd greet him with "What it is bro?", instead of my usual "hey what's up?"
Then I'd ask him if I could stop by. He would say sure if he was looking to buy some, and that he wasn't going to be home if he didn't. If he was getting low he would say something like "I'm gonna be busy for the next coupla days, but you can swing by next Tues. I'll be free then."
If he WAS looking to buy some, after telling me I could stop by he'd say "Hey could you stop off on the way and pick up
-a couple of beers (2 oz.)
or
-a 6-pack (a 1/4 lb)
or
-a case (full lb.).
We used this code for nearly 20 years.
I dealt weed for decades back in L.A., always to the same dozen or so people. Most people lived nearby, and if they wanted weed they'd just stop over to see if I had any. But if they were calling to see if I had any for sale, I'd always insist they used a code (since I had a prior sales beef).
They came up with some really dumb ones. One guy would ask if I had any "green carpet" for sale. Another would refer to weed as tomato's, but that was a bust if he for example asked me if I could sell him 1/2 oz of tomato's.
I finally worked out a crude code where they just asked if I was gonna be home. If I had weed I said yeah, if I didn't have any weed I'd say I was gonna be home but would be busy.
I had a friend let's call him S. who lived about a 1.5 hr. drive away.
He dealt usually 1/2 and full oz.'s, and I dealt lbs. So I'd call him up about every week or so and if I was gonna talk dope I'd greet him with "What it is bro?", instead of my usual "hey what's up?"
Then I'd ask him if I could stop by. He would say sure if he was looking to buy some, and that he wasn't going to be home if he didn't. If he was getting low he would say something like "I'm gonna be busy for the next coupla days, but you can swing by next Tues. I'll be free then."
If he WAS looking to buy some, after telling me I could stop by he'd say "Hey could you stop off on the way and pick up
-a couple of beers (2 oz.)
or
-a 6-pack (a 1/4 lb)
or
-a case (full lb.).
We used this code for nearly 20 years.