Report on my piss test for work

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VR4Mitsu420

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Well boys and girls I passed. I drank about half a gallon of water through out the day yesterday and about 16oz of water 10 mins before the test at 1pm. Took the B-12 vitamin in the am and gave them a mid stream piss and just got called and told, that I passed my physical and I'm heading to work tomorow. Prolly going to blazeeee here in a few, got alittle nug from a friend and can't let it go to waste.
 
VR4Mitsu420 said:
I smoked about 5 days before the actually test and didnt smoke alot but did smoke some actual straight up resin...pretty lucky
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Drug tests really suck. It's not enough that you have to worry about the new job as it is, but have to worry about passing the drug test. I have been through it many times. For some reason testing seems to follow my occupation. In the past I chose just to stay away from the stuff cause I didn't want to risk my job. Then I thought of all the times I could have enjoyed smoking. Now my thought is that I don't want to disrupt my life and have to do away with something I enjoy just on the chance they might test me. I figured in a worst case scenario I would just try one of those products from the head shop that you just drink down before the test. :) Hopefully they will change the law and remove Cannabis from the required testing process. I know there is talk about doing that.

Well anyway... glad to hear you passed yours.
 
Debudman said:
Drug tests really suck. It's not enough that you have to worry about the new job as it is, but have to worry about passing the drug test. I have been through it many times. For some reason testing seems to follow my occupation. In the past I chose just to stay away from the stuff cause I didn't want to risk my job. Then I thought of all the times I could have enjoyed smoking. Now my thought is that I don't want to disrupt my life and have to do away with something I enjoy just on the chance they might test me. I figured in a worst case scenario I would just try one of those products from the head shop that you just drink down before the test. :) Hopefully they will change the law and remove Cannabis from the required testing process. I know there is talk about doing that.

Well anyway... glad to hear you passed yours.
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I heard the shit in the bottles is junk..but the synthetic urine is really good and that's what everyone in here was telling me to do but I just figured I'd drink lots of water the day of the test make sure I piss a solid 6 times before going and give them a mid stream piss and it worked. Some people think you need to drink water everday before but that's not the case...because thc gets stored in your fat cells, so the key is if you have like a week in advanced notice you should work out pretty hard and do alot of sweating, then 3 days before the actual test veg out eat and do nothing for those last three days..just eat fatty foods to create new fat cells...but the big thing is to give them your 5th piss of the day (that should be straight water from drinking alot of water that day) and give them a mid stream piss and you should be good. They use 11 strip test so you can test yourself by buying a at home kit before you take the real deal. I actually worked there for 3 days and quit because I ended up landing my dream job..they called me the day I started at this place lol.
 
VR4Mitsu420 said:
I heard the shit in the bottles is junk..but the synthetic urine is really good and that's what everyone in here was telling me to do but I just figured I'd drink lots of water the day of the test make sure I piss a solid 6 times before going and give them a mid stream piss and it worked. Some people think you need to drink water everday before but that's not the case...because thc gets stored in your fat cells, so the key is if you have like a week in advanced notice you should work out pretty hard and do alot of sweating, then 3 days before the actual test veg out eat and do nothing for those last three days..just eat fatty foods to create new fat cells...but the big thing is to give them your 5th piss of the day (that should be straight water from drinking alot of water that day) and give them a mid stream piss and you should be good. They use 11 strip test so you can test yourself by buying a at home kit before you take the real deal. I actually worked there for 3 days and quit because I ended up landing my dream job..they called me the day I started at this place lol.
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Thanks for the info. I also read the same...
Hopefully my next job does not require me to take another drug test, but if so I will certainly keep all these tips in mind should I have to.

As for the bottled stuff, I heard mixed stories about its success.
But the last time I was visiting my local headshop the owner was telling me that the stuff he sold worked great. He said that he had one guy that would come in every month or so to get a bottle cause he was just out of jail and on parol or something and was required to take a regular test.. It must of worked pretty well cause he was a repeat customer. Well you know it failed should his ass get tossed back into jail.. haha :smokin:
 
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