Passing the Big test!

[RunsInTheFam]

Im on the job hunt and soon i will have to take a urinalysis exam in order to obtain the job. It has been exactly 14 days since my last smoke and, typically, I am an everyday toker. However, even before the last time I smoked (14 days ago) it had been about two weeks since I smoked. Anyhow, in the next week or so, I will have a drug test and I just wanna know what my chances of passing are. I weigh 146 pounds, I am 5'10", and I have been drinking water and cranberry juice. Any advice and/or ideas about my chances of passing?

 

[Weed420]

I doubt 2 weeks will be enough to get clean because your a heavy smoker.
I would go with either a synthetic urine or use someone elses urine that you absolutely knows take no drugs.
The synthetic kits are nice because you can experiment with them to keep the temp in range and they stay viable. If you use someone elses you'll want to practice with water.
If subbing isn't an option then use dilution.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
A little late now but here's what you do if you want to try and get clean naturally.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup