Roland A. Duby
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Roland A. Duby is a mild mannered Computer Technician. His motto is "If you think it can't be fixed, Then you aren't Roland A. Duby"
Roland A. Duby is the secret identity of Marijuana Man!
He has a Super Strong, indestructible "HEMP" rope/Lasso. The rope can be used to traverse great distances in much the same way that spiderman travels.
Marijuana Man eats only hempseed for super nourishment and excellent health! His belt buckle is a special container that dispenses "Magic Brownies" The secret of Marijuana Man's powers. The "Magic Brownies" are made from Hempseeds, The single most nutricious food on the planet! The Brownies, Given to him by a race of benevolent Aliens, give him his super strength, speed and agility. Much the same way that Popeye gets power from "Spinach".
In the early 20's "spinach" was a slang term for Cannabis or marijuana! Marijuana Man can make anything from HEMP! Marijuana Mans goal is to save the world by providing the only plant known to man that can give us our "food, fuel, clothing, shelter, medicine and at the same time it removes CO2 from the air and replaces it with oxygen. This process will reverse the greenhouse effect. The roots of the plant go deep into the ground and this helps stop mudslides. The seeds of the plant will feed the hungry and power our cars. ONE plant does all of these things!
Roland A. Duby was depressed one day while working on a computer. The client could tell Roland was depressed and asked him, why. Roland told the man that every day the news has more stories of global warming, and that he is afraid we are killing our planet, and there is nothing that can be done about it! The client yelled out "POPPYCOCK, I figured out how to save the planet and I even wrote a book about it!" He gave a copy to Roland who read the title aloud "The Emperor Wears No Clothes, Hemp and how Marijuana can save the World" by Jack Herer. He said "Memorize that book and when the time is right you will have the power to save the world!"
6 months later
Roland A. Duby was tending his garden when a UFO landed next to him and an "alien" that looked a lot like "Tommy Chong" came out of the craft and gave him a box with a never-ending supply of "Magic Brownies". As the craft flew away it stopped and the alien leaned out the window and said "I almost forgot, man, Here's your suit!" and threw the suit down to Roland A. Duby.
A 100% HEMP outfit, with an indestructable Hemp Rope\Lasso.
Place: Stonerville, Kentucky.
A quiet town on the river But there's trouble in Stonerville, trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for "Politics". It seems that some Oil Barons have been secretly buying up farmland in Stonerville. What they can't buy, they stole by making sweet refinance deals with the farmers, to trick them into higher interest rates in the future. The future is here now, and the Oil Barons have intergrated themselves into the society of Stonerville. They got themselves elected into positions of power by using our sacred Media outlets to tell lies to the citizens of Stonerville! These lies fooled the people into voting their freedoms away in exchange for security. The security was supposed to come in the form of protection, protection from the evil pharmaceutical empire and their chemically enhanced "disease delayers". The "pharmers" as they are called, try to convince people that diseases are all incurable and the only option is to delay the inevitable. They market their "disease delayers" all over the world. The people of stonerville know that incurable means "curable from within". The people of Stonerville did not know they were being infiltrated by the oil barons, and even littler did they know, that the Oil Barons were in "cahoots" with the "pharmers" and, the citizens of Stonerville were absolutely clueless that the Oil Barons and the "pharmers" were about to outlaw their primary source of FOOD, FUEL, CLOTHING, PAPER, and MEDICINE. Practically everything the citizens of Stonerville used was made from the HEMP grown on the Farms of Stonerville. Now any farmer in Stonerville will be subject to arrest, and forfeiture of their property, if they grow even one of the sacred plants that sustained them for so long.
(scene changes to Marijuana Mans underground grow room)
Reeferboy rushes in with the news of what is about to happen to Stonerville, MM asks how he could know such a thing. Reeferboy shows MM the handheld internet device he uses to read the underground forums online, where the conspiracy minded exchange ideas and conspiracies. "It seems" says MM "that the people of Stonerville are in need of the powers of ,
Marijuana Man!"
Roland A. Duby is the secret identity of Marijuana Man!
He has a Super Strong, indestructible "HEMP" rope/Lasso. The rope can be used to traverse great distances in much the same way that spiderman travels.
Marijuana Man eats only hempseed for super nourishment and excellent health! His belt buckle is a special container that dispenses "Magic Brownies" The secret of Marijuana Man's powers. The "Magic Brownies" are made from Hempseeds, The single most nutricious food on the planet! The Brownies, Given to him by a race of benevolent Aliens, give him his super strength, speed and agility. Much the same way that Popeye gets power from "Spinach".
In the early 20's "spinach" was a slang term for Cannabis or marijuana! Marijuana Man can make anything from HEMP! Marijuana Mans goal is to save the world by providing the only plant known to man that can give us our "food, fuel, clothing, shelter, medicine and at the same time it removes CO2 from the air and replaces it with oxygen. This process will reverse the greenhouse effect. The roots of the plant go deep into the ground and this helps stop mudslides. The seeds of the plant will feed the hungry and power our cars. ONE plant does all of these things!
Roland A. Duby was depressed one day while working on a computer. The client could tell Roland was depressed and asked him, why. Roland told the man that every day the news has more stories of global warming, and that he is afraid we are killing our planet, and there is nothing that can be done about it! The client yelled out "POPPYCOCK, I figured out how to save the planet and I even wrote a book about it!" He gave a copy to Roland who read the title aloud "The Emperor Wears No Clothes, Hemp and how Marijuana can save the World" by Jack Herer. He said "Memorize that book and when the time is right you will have the power to save the world!"
6 months later
Roland A. Duby was tending his garden when a UFO landed next to him and an "alien" that looked a lot like "Tommy Chong" came out of the craft and gave him a box with a never-ending supply of "Magic Brownies". As the craft flew away it stopped and the alien leaned out the window and said "I almost forgot, man, Here's your suit!" and threw the suit down to Roland A. Duby.
A 100% HEMP outfit, with an indestructable Hemp Rope\Lasso.
Place: Stonerville, Kentucky.
A quiet town on the river But there's trouble in Stonerville, trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for "Politics". It seems that some Oil Barons have been secretly buying up farmland in Stonerville. What they can't buy, they stole by making sweet refinance deals with the farmers, to trick them into higher interest rates in the future. The future is here now, and the Oil Barons have intergrated themselves into the society of Stonerville. They got themselves elected into positions of power by using our sacred Media outlets to tell lies to the citizens of Stonerville! These lies fooled the people into voting their freedoms away in exchange for security. The security was supposed to come in the form of protection, protection from the evil pharmaceutical empire and their chemically enhanced "disease delayers". The "pharmers" as they are called, try to convince people that diseases are all incurable and the only option is to delay the inevitable. They market their "disease delayers" all over the world. The people of stonerville know that incurable means "curable from within". The people of Stonerville did not know they were being infiltrated by the oil barons, and even littler did they know, that the Oil Barons were in "cahoots" with the "pharmers" and, the citizens of Stonerville were absolutely clueless that the Oil Barons and the "pharmers" were about to outlaw their primary source of FOOD, FUEL, CLOTHING, PAPER, and MEDICINE. Practically everything the citizens of Stonerville used was made from the HEMP grown on the Farms of Stonerville. Now any farmer in Stonerville will be subject to arrest, and forfeiture of their property, if they grow even one of the sacred plants that sustained them for so long.
(scene changes to Marijuana Mans underground grow room)
Reeferboy rushes in with the news of what is about to happen to Stonerville, MM asks how he could know such a thing. Reeferboy shows MM the handheld internet device he uses to read the underground forums online, where the conspiracy minded exchange ideas and conspiracies. "It seems" says MM "that the people of Stonerville are in need of the powers of ,
Marijuana Man!"
10 PST)
Way too funny.
and A Duby.
