A stupid story...
So, I had a few buds of Dro that I brought to my friends house, right...So we were like let's go to the woods and smoke up! We got into the woods and all smoked the green sticky veggies, we decided we should save some for later, w00t! anyhow, so were like let's go deeper into the woods, we all starts running, now for some reason...everytime I'm high, I find myself getting stuck in slow-motion, ok so were running through the woods, my friends are ahead of me, I'm stuck in fucking slow-motion, while stuck in slow-motion, I run onto a path with tree branches sticking out, they of course are attacking me, so I whip out my fuckin' 1337 samurai skills and beat the shit out of these evil tree branches that are sticking out...So I get through them and then I come to a big jump...there's a puddle in it...And I'm still stuck in slow-motion, so I'm like hold on I'll try running and jumping, so I back up and my running is all slow and shit, so then I'm like fuck it, so I throw one foot out and then my normal fast motion returns and I land BOOM right into the puddle, and I'm like soaking wet, "FUCK!" I say. and then get up and continue running, and then falling down and laughing my ass off...I then started to think that we were right behind white houses..which were actually big tall white trees...so we kept running...with anxiety and hyper activity and having ourselves a good fucking time...
Not only that...Fucking my other side comes out, the loud, happy..Pepe Le Bong....He's over here, you vucking ztupid ameritcans!!! I keel you!
So I pull out my guns (my hands in the shape of a gun) and again, get caught in slow motion, shooting at stupid shit...and then running back while shooting at what appeared to be moving bushes but to Pepe, Velociraptors, IN ZEE VUCKING BUSHES!!! So we ran home and then smoked some more....and chilled, and Pepe, like wise is sitting here talking about food and no one wants to think of food because when they do cotton mouth comes up...so everyones telling me (Pepe) to shut up...And I'm like VUCK ZOU!!!
Well, that's all...
< This fuckin' thing is awesome...
So, I had a few buds of Dro that I brought to my friends house, right...So we were like let's go to the woods and smoke up! We got into the woods and all smoked the green sticky veggies, we decided we should save some for later, w00t! anyhow, so were like let's go deeper into the woods, we all starts running, now for some reason...everytime I'm high, I find myself getting stuck in slow-motion, ok so were running through the woods, my friends are ahead of me, I'm stuck in fucking slow-motion, while stuck in slow-motion, I run onto a path with tree branches sticking out, they of course are attacking me, so I whip out my fuckin' 1337 samurai skills and beat the shit out of these evil tree branches that are sticking out...So I get through them and then I come to a big jump...there's a puddle in it...And I'm still stuck in slow-motion, so I'm like hold on I'll try running and jumping, so I back up and my running is all slow and shit, so then I'm like fuck it, so I throw one foot out and then my normal fast motion returns and I land BOOM right into the puddle, and I'm like soaking wet, "FUCK!" I say. and then get up and continue running, and then falling down and laughing my ass off...I then started to think that we were right behind white houses..which were actually big tall white trees...so we kept running...with anxiety and hyper activity and having ourselves a good fucking time...
Not only that...Fucking my other side comes out, the loud, happy..Pepe Le Bong....He's over here, you vucking ztupid ameritcans!!! I keel you!
So I pull out my guns (my hands in the shape of a gun) and again, get caught in slow motion, shooting at stupid shit...and then running back while shooting at what appeared to be moving bushes but to Pepe, Velociraptors, IN ZEE VUCKING BUSHES!!! So we ran home and then smoked some more....and chilled, and Pepe, like wise is sitting here talking about food and no one wants to think of food because when they do cotton mouth comes up...so everyones telling me (Pepe) to shut up...And I'm like VUCK ZOU!!!
Well, that's all...
< This fuckin' thing is awesome...