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AGx24

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Info on myself before explaining my situation.
Im 6'1 and weigh 153. Im 20 years old.

So I smoked for a year straight about 2-3 joints and 4-5 bowls a day. I quit smoking from May 172013-June 17 2013 and started smoking about the same amount from June 18 2013-July 19 2013 (2 DAYS AGO) I just got a great job offer out of nowhere starting out at $18/hr. Only issue is they are testing me in 3 weeks. I havent smoked in the past 2 days and I have 3 weeks from today to pass the test, what can I do to help me out and will 3 weeks be enough time?
 
You might be able to get clean. You have low body fat. I would go with trying to get clean but buy a couple of cheap test strips and test yourself and maybe have some synthetic urine as backup just in case.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
A little late now but here's what you do if you want to try and get clean naturally.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup
 
You might be able to get clean. You have low body fat. I would go with trying to get clean but buy a couple of cheap test strips and test yourself and maybe have some synthetic urine as backup just in case.
Nothing cleans your system of thc metabolites. They are the only drug that is not water soluble. Thc heads directly to your fat cells and stays there till you either burn them off or they die naturally in about a month depending on your metabolism rate.
A little late now but here's what you do if you want to try and get clean naturally.
Exercise and stay hydrated
Eat a high fiber diet with possibly adding some metamucil to help keep the bowels moving.
3 days before the test switch to a red meat high fat diet and quit exercising
Drink 36 ounces of gatorade the morning of the test
Pee 3 or 4 times before the test
When taking the test
Pee a little in the toilet first
Pee 2 ounces in the collection cup
Pee the rest in the toilet.

The reasons.
80% of your thc metabolites are removed through your stool. If the stool isn't evacuated the thc metabolites gets reabsorbed through your intestines and heads back to fat cells again. When you change to a red meat high fat diet it does 2 things. It raises your creatine levels to allow for more dillution so that you don't fail the test. The fat tells the body to start saving fat cells again for a few days so that the thc metabolites don't enter the kidneys and pass into the urine.

Midstream pee
The first and last of your pee is always the dirtiest. So use your midstream urine for the collection cup
Thanks man. Hopefully I can pass this test.
 
you'll def be fine......last summer i had 2 weeks before my drug test for my internship and i worked out alot (running and sprints with sweatshirt on to sweat alot) and just drank water all day and green tea.....dont think there was a day where my piss had color lol......that was really it.....also do what weed420 said when pissing at the drug test, let a little flow before filling up

hope this helps!
 
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