My buddy and I smoke so much weed when we golf the pro had to come out and tell us to slow down or head to parking lot. we smoked a joint with him later because he bought us beers . I've played a shit load of hockey so i have a real good swing but I always try to kill the ball and slice it. i smoke a joint and my game improves
big time until the beer cart comes around.
LOL!!!
@Mustang92 I can't tell a joke to save my life and I'm just gonna make up a stoner-joke here (feel free to mock me - I have thick skin!):
- Knock-knock
- Who's there?
- Uhhh... ummmm... ahhhh.... I forgot [*stoned*]
Say what, you get stoned before you come over. then what!! smoke my weed to get more stoned.
Very good indeed , I see a postion of power in the libertarion party for you
How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-We're pretty sure lightbulbs are just a ploy to make us give light to those people too lazy to get a job and buy their own damn bulbs.
How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Don't worry, we've written rules saying you can only use specific LED sanctioned bulbs that must be changed bi-weekly, inspected monthly, and meet particular standards which one of our campaign donors who manufactures lightbulbs happens to coincide with, and we have an estimate from a contractor in our district that says it should only be a 10-15k job.
How many socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- one, as long as some else supplied the bulb.
How many trump supporters does it take to screw in light bulb?
-no one really knows, but I'll assure you it will be the greatest light bulb of all time, the crowd to watch it will me humonguas, everyone will love it, again the greatest of all time, and we'll make mexico pay for it.
How many libertarions does it take to screw in light buld?
-none, the invisible hand of the free market will do it.
edited: i spelt humongous wrong, please correct to HUGEmungus