Looking for what my options are

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Chaosuser

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Bare with this explanation: i got hurt at work a while back and failed my drug test. If this happens again i am fired but i really cant lose this job so i quit smoking but its driving me nuts (and its been since march and only gotten worse) so i want to explore my options. This is the scenario- even if someone else causes the injury i have to be tested (injuries are never too severe if they even happen, usually JUST enough for ppl to not b able to finish the day and take care of it later as was the case for me). The test is a split urine test, warmth matters, and they do the weird blue stuff in water but DONT supervise. The company that does it is HealthWorks if that helps. Its a lab test. Idealy i want a detox drink but i dont think there is one like what i am looking for. Id need it to kick in no longer after an hour of me taking it and it would have to let me pee clean for up to 4-8 hours after that. This way i could keep it on me at all times and take it IF something were to happen. I doubt anything works this well and is garunteed enough to chance it? If this does exist, please give me a brand name so i can research and cross reference reviews. Any other ideas or suggestions please share :) oh and im 5'10" 180 lbs minimal exersize, i was smoking an 8th a week, sometimes a lil bit more but not by too much.
 
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Your best bet is going to be synthetic urine or real powdered urine, both are available online. QuickFix is pretty popular, they're the biggest outfit but there are others too. With synthetic you can keep it in your pocket with a hand warmer until you need it. Just practice before hand and figure out a plan to make it happen on site. And remember, you don't have to pee on command, not everyone can do it. So if you want to help make the employer stop wasting time and money on drug tests take your time. You're on the clock and you're allowed to take up to 3 hours to take the test so milk it.
 
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Weed420 said:
Your best bet is going to be synthetic urine or real powdered urine, both are available online. QuickFix is pretty popular, they're the biggest outfit but there are others too. With synthetic you can keep it in your pocket with a hand warmer until you need it. Just practice before hand and figure out a plan to make it happen on site. And remember, you don't have to pee on command, not everyone can do it. So if you want to help make the employer stop wasting time and money on drug tests take your time. You're on the clock and you're allowed to take up to 3 hours to take the test so milk it.
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How does that work with the blue water part tho?

Read the thread on this website about fake urine and it didnt specify the above. You say to use a hand warmer, what about the ones that have a heating solution?

Thanks for your feedback!! :)
 
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People use to pee in the cup a little and then dip it in the toilet to dilute it, thats why they started putting blue dye in the water.

Any handwarmer will work I don't use one myself. I've always been able to nuke the bottle for 10 seconds and store it in my crotch with a couple pairs of shorts on and it stays at temp for a couple of hours. Thats why its important to practice a little to get your method down.
 
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Weed420 said:
People use to pee in the cup a little and then dip it in the toilet to dilute it, thats why they started putting blue dye in the water.

Any handwarmer will work I don't use one myself. I've always been able to nuke the bottle for 10 seconds and store it in my crotch with a couple pairs of shorts on and it stays at temp for a couple of hours. Thats why its important to practice a little to get your method down.
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For my purposes that wouldnt work. I want this on me at all times AT WORK, hoping to never have to use it, just in case i am injured. They send us to get treatment but at the same time there is a drug test. I wouldnt have a way to heat it. Basically how itd work is if i got hurt and couldnt make due till the end of my shift i would have only 5 minutes or so before they took me to get patched up/tested. Any preperations would have to be done in the stall to the test. I read some synthedic urine comes with a heating solvent u mix in so i will look into those brands.

Thankfully my job doesnt send me off each month. Its just an on the spot test incase of injury. No injury = no test, i just want a backup plan JUST incase. Primarily i am going to avoid gettin hurt again lol...but i dont want to b worried every day about the what if, and thats what brought me here.

Thanks for the feedback!
 
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Here's what works for me quite a few times. I keep the synthetic in one of those big old trucker coffee cups. When I get the call I say I'll need to drink some coffee so I can pee. I leave some coffee in the cup and nuke it for about one minute, that takes practice to figure out how long you have to nuke both to get the synthetic temp up in range. And then just transfer the bottle to my crotch when no ones looking. All most all of my tests I have to drive to a lab for the test so its real easy to stop off at a 7-11 and get done whatever I need to do.
Its just all in the planning. Nothing wrong with keeping the synthetic in your crotch all day either if you can keep it comfortable. You can't do that with real urine or the powdered urine. It would go bad after the first day.
 
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