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RoastABowl

RoastABowl

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ok, i work in construction, and we have a new guy on our crew. anyone that has worked construction knows the pranks that go on at the job site. so anyway, we are at work today, and this new guy isnt wearing his tool bags. he never wears them, so we decided to fill them up with nails, and put super glue all in the nails. so when he went to grab some nails, a big ass clump would come out.

thats pretty fucked up if you have ever seen it. but it didnt end there....

we decided that wasnt enough, so we super glued his hammer, square, pencil, tape measure, and hand level in thier spots in his bags. so when he went to grab a tool out of his bags, they were STUCK.

if that isnt bad enough........i sent him on a hour and a half quest for a "BOARD STRETCHER". if you dont get the joke in that, hit yourself in the head REALLY HARD with a 2x4, then you might get it.

anyway, we were dying laughing all day today. thought i would share it with everyone.
 
the best is working in a restaurant, and telling the new kid to go ask the boss where the fellatio is.
 
Lol thats fucked up but funny. ive worked in construction before so i know how it is...
 
it's funny cause the only time we got that to work, our boss played along with it and told the kid to go ask the guys at the restaurant across the street if they had any.
 
hahahaha nice pranks hahahaha Reminds me of my last year in high school. I "borrowed" this mega stapler and I went to this all girls catholic high school right, so we all had nice skirts and blablabla school girl clothing. So I get this stapler and I go nuts, I freakin stapled everything down at lunch time with my friend. Like we stapled the teachers books to the desk, the stacks of sheets, everything. I every stapled girls school bag to the floor and their skirts to the chairs. haha, it was funny. I stapled these pencils and notebooks on desk, it was chaos, hahaha Good times
 
the worst anyone i know did was at a party they called this one girl and said "hey nicole, brad wants to talk to you" and then stuck it into a room where brad was bangin some other girl (keep in mind that brad and nicole were goin out at the time).
 
Uprising said:
the worst anyone i know did was at a party they called this one girl and said "hey nicole, brad wants to talk to you" and then stuck it into a room where brad was bangin some other girl (keep in mind that brad and nicole were goin out at the time).
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that's harsh



hahahaha Hump
 
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