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Ok so i'm sure most of you have done this in school, but if you havnt it's like this, im going to begin a story (420 related) and then cut it short, leaving all of you to keep it going (420 related). Plz do not reply unless you are contributing to the story! Ok here goes............

Its August 26, 2004. I woke up today to find my stash spot had been raided (not by police but an unknown criminal), I was keeping at least 3 ounces of Nothern lights and about 2 ounces of Hash (for personall use of course) underneath a floor board in my kitchen. I have to find out who stole my stash, and get it back, But the only evidence was........
 
...i felt like it. then i wished my family would dissapear. the next morning i woke up and everyone was gone then i found out that two burglers were planning on robbing my house so i set up boobie traps. i ended up catching the criminals and it turns out my family was just on vacation and forgot me. then buzz got pissed cause i fuck up his room.
 
give them underpants because step 2 is...
 
NYC WeedMan said:
give them underpants because step 2 is...
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...you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight...
 
put them on for you since you are too fuking stupid to do yourself. then after your experience in the club, you have to sign up for a karma-sutra class. then you take 100 dollars and pay your girlfriend to...
 
Find a dirty needle on the ground a try to force the dill pickle into your arm, you pass out only to wake up and find a bunch of homeless people crouching over you....
 
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Find a dirty needle on the ground a try to force the dill pickle into your arm, you pass out only to wake up and find a bunch of homeless people crouching over you....
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Whispering something to eachother, like the umpa lumpas in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.You......
 
r0achclip said:
A beautiful woman with a flashlight.They must be some kind of bat like creature hobos.You....
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Thank her for saving you and she says "no problem, would you like to come back to my place and smoke a joint?" I obviously accept and head over to her house with her. We now are at her crib, she starts stripping naked (she says she gets higher that way) and i dont complain untill i reconize the scent of the bud shes burning, it smells exactly like the northern lights that was stolen from my place, i even smell the hash, I ask her where she got her bud and she replys...
 
r0achclip said:
A beautiful woman with a flashlight.They must be some kind of bat like creature hobos.You....
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decide that its time to get up off the ground and find your lighter you realize you dropped. You start walkin along when....
 
the corner where I stopped and started to walk casually like I wasn't involved. I could still remember the gimp girl spinning around on her chair wildy, and how the nubs of her cut off legs looked like remarkably like hotdogs. Since I didn't get a chance to hit the joint back at her place before things got crazy, I break up a bowl in my hand and throw it in the sneak, when suddenly it hits me, FUCK!! I forgot my fucking...
 
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