parappadrapper
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-Don't pretend to be a cop in front of real cops. They know the difference.
For example, an off-duty Kansas City, Kansas, police officer became suspicious when a blue ford Crown Victoria, similar to the ones used by police, tried to pull him over in June 2003. The car had blue lights, whereas the real cop cars had red lights, too. Soon the fake cop car was being chased by a real cop car-you know, one with blue and red lights-which pursued the impostor car for six miles before some other real cops blew out its tires with "stop sticks." The fake cop crashed his car and then tried to escape on foot, but that chase didn't take six miles to end.
The fake cop then got a ride in a real police car.
And we bet that's all he ever really wanted.
*Uncle John's presents Book of the Dumb : p.g 73 "tips for stupid criminals : a bad disguise"
For example, an off-duty Kansas City, Kansas, police officer became suspicious when a blue ford Crown Victoria, similar to the ones used by police, tried to pull him over in June 2003. The car had blue lights, whereas the real cop cars had red lights, too. Soon the fake cop car was being chased by a real cop car-you know, one with blue and red lights-which pursued the impostor car for six miles before some other real cops blew out its tires with "stop sticks." The fake cop crashed his car and then tried to escape on foot, but that chase didn't take six miles to end.
The fake cop then got a ride in a real police car.
And we bet that's all he ever really wanted.
*Uncle John's presents Book of the Dumb : p.g 73 "tips for stupid criminals : a bad disguise"
