Ron Strider
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Just when I think I've heard everything, my hippy friend tells me she's using hemp diapers on her baby boy.
That's right, marijuana diapers.
Don't tell me there's a difference between hemp and marijuana – the internet says they are the same, so it must be true! (Haha)
"Everybody is doing it," she said.
Even so, I believe this latest diaper craze will give mothers of toddlers a new meaning for "pot-ty" training. I made a few more "pot" jokes, such as one day she may find her baby smoking his diaper.
She laughed the laugh that really says, "You're old. What do you know?"
Well, I know a lot about diapering babies.
I started baby sitting when I was 12 and took care of numerous children throughout the years. I must say many of them turned out just fine, including Michele and Michael Redmon and Tania and Dawn Diemer.
They all hold a dear place in my heart.
So, could diapering a baby really have changed so much in 38 years?
I used disposable diapers on my two babies and I thought they were great. Grandma would tell me how lucky I was to have disposable diapers available.
Sure, when money was tight, I tried cloth diapers – but I couldn't take it.
Faithful readers may recall I have a delicate stomach and gag reflex when it comes to blood, vomit and soiled diapers.
I like helping people, but I am absolutely no help when it comes to those things.
Consequently, when Baby Dear Daughter suffered her first bout of diarrhea, I held my breath, gingerly picked up the dirty cloth diaper and threw it in the trash. No way was I touching that!
Same story when I heard the words every parent dreads in the middle of the night – "Mommy! I have to throw up!"
And, as every parent will attest, young children rarely, if ever, make it out of their bed and into the bathroom.
When they are a little older, they might make it to the nearest rug.
Ugh!
I bet you can guess what I did next.
That's right! I folded up the sheets or rug, gingerly carried it to the outside garbage can and dumped it. No way was I touching that!
Somehow, the children and I survived.
So, if diapering your baby in hemp diapers makes motherhood a little easier, I say go for it.
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That's right, marijuana diapers.
Don't tell me there's a difference between hemp and marijuana – the internet says they are the same, so it must be true! (Haha)
"Everybody is doing it," she said.
Even so, I believe this latest diaper craze will give mothers of toddlers a new meaning for "pot-ty" training. I made a few more "pot" jokes, such as one day she may find her baby smoking his diaper.
She laughed the laugh that really says, "You're old. What do you know?"
Well, I know a lot about diapering babies.
I started baby sitting when I was 12 and took care of numerous children throughout the years. I must say many of them turned out just fine, including Michele and Michael Redmon and Tania and Dawn Diemer.
They all hold a dear place in my heart.
So, could diapering a baby really have changed so much in 38 years?
I used disposable diapers on my two babies and I thought they were great. Grandma would tell me how lucky I was to have disposable diapers available.
Sure, when money was tight, I tried cloth diapers – but I couldn't take it.
Faithful readers may recall I have a delicate stomach and gag reflex when it comes to blood, vomit and soiled diapers.
I like helping people, but I am absolutely no help when it comes to those things.
Consequently, when Baby Dear Daughter suffered her first bout of diarrhea, I held my breath, gingerly picked up the dirty cloth diaper and threw it in the trash. No way was I touching that!
Same story when I heard the words every parent dreads in the middle of the night – "Mommy! I have to throw up!"
And, as every parent will attest, young children rarely, if ever, make it out of their bed and into the bathroom.
When they are a little older, they might make it to the nearest rug.
Ugh!
I bet you can guess what I did next.
That's right! I folded up the sheets or rug, gingerly carried it to the outside garbage can and dumped it. No way was I touching that!
Somehow, the children and I survived.
So, if diapering your baby in hemp diapers makes motherhood a little easier, I say go for it.
News Moderator: Ron Strider 420 MAGAZINE ®
Full Article: Hemp diapers give new meaning to pot-ty training | Local News | starbeacon.com
Author: Shelley Terry
Contact: Contact Us | Site | starbeacon.com
Photo Credit: Adobe
Website: starbeacon.com
