An easy way of quality checks

ScienceSeeker

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The best method I have discovered the the best way is sucking up a well rolled J and if it is either Ok or good(ish) or Jeeeeezus f***** Christ. when the launch has happened take a gaze at a female you see regularly and determine whether she is 'Maybe after a few Joe's or Yum Yum get a load of my swollen goods or tell her that she can her wicked way with you in a silver tongued way while you lick your eyebrows.

When the next day come around look through your now opened and unclouded eyes and realize that she looks ok if and she looks like a blind cobblers thumb you just may succumb to her primeval and perverted ways after you had a few beers and and you need to be anesthetized as forced into a coma before the animal instinct kicks in or at the other end of the spectrum If she nodded her head then you will get straight in there and bury your beef in a nanosecond even is she doesn't work her talent, and does she look good enough to stir immediate emotions and your old chap is as hard as Chinese arithmetic that needs feeding and soon. You may not have enough time to roll your tongue back into your gob as you grunt like a wilder beast. If then you compare any difference the nnight before then BINGO you have good weed or otherwise think about leaving your crop in the soil for a bit longer.

An easy and fool proof way.
 
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