Advice; apologies for stupidity

[BtodaLew]

hey guys! so i was going to go into the military, but i'm sticking around for a WHILE. no job at the moment, and i have like four dollars. any hints on how to make a quick buck or two? i'm going to detail my dad's truck tomorrow... can't really think of anything else, as i've cleaned the entire house thoroughly and everything... keep in mind i can't get a job immediately and i live out in the boonies (no aluminum can takers or anything!) so... any advice? i don't have much to sell, either. ugh i know this is stupid and everyone's probably having financial troubles, but i really want funds for this year's 4/20. i've tried that amazon HIT stuff and have earned a total of... *drumroll*....


TEN CENTS!!

like, wow.

 

[TorturedSoul]

Sell a pint of blood.

Never saw a convenience store or Taco Bell that drug-tested (or IQ-tested... or checked probation reports...) - that's the only way they can get employees.

If you lived around here I'd give you a buck to picket the local Wal*Mart. And a few more to clean MY house <SHUDDERS>.

BtW, I make it a point to let people that ask about getting their vehicles detailed that it's going to cost at LEAST $125 (and double that if I need to pick up a buffer) and up to $375+(*). But I always do/did parent's for free since they spent around $171,000 raising my to 18. Try detailing strangers rides.











(*) Because I hate buffing a million scratches out of black paint until it looks like a black mirror only to have a cheapskate run it through an automatic car wash a week later and put all the scratches back and if you charge them enough they'll start paying a neighbor kid $25 a week to wash it (which still scratches it, but what can you do, lol?); and because I can't find anyone to do interiors - and I REALLY hate interiors.

 

[BtodaLew]

yeah. definitely right bout the doing a parent's for free thing... i help out a lot around here and everything and would do a whole wash, vacuum out, clay bar, and wax job for like 15 bucks (heck, i've done it for free, but a lil extra cash is always something i'd take if they offered!) thankfully i was able to get high on 4/20. got a dimebag and i still have some left! that was the best dime i've EVER purchased. filled a grape swisher, two joints, and there's a bowl or two left of it after that. been gettin me high, too. man, i need a job! i don't think i even want to go into the military anymore. don't think i could live without pot. isn't that sad? not happily, anyway.