Has the committee seen his latest paper on decommissioning the grow? You’ve had it at least a week!
I mean I knew he was from Bogan County (Like Aussie hillbillies but worse)
He’s proposing to take a “Yute” (like an Aussie Pickup Truck, but worse) wrap a chain around the trunk and drag both plant and tree back along god knows how many miles of turnpike with the whole mess on the bed of the truck. Further his rational for this is trimming astride the tree whilst chewing on the leaves for sustenance.
I hope as concerned Member of the relevant plant care organisation you will swiftly deny this, frankly, horrific plant abuse.
Yours,
Concerned,
Nick Hardy
PS The check is in the post for that fox-tailing issue fine for my last grow.