Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. ~Homer Simpson
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. ~Mark Twain
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
To grow old is to pass from passion to compassion. ~Albert Camus
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. ~H. L. Mencken