firedogiraq

Birthday
Oct 5, 1982 (Age: 42)
Location
Alasad Air Base Iraq
Real Name
marshall
Sex
male
Favorite Strain
martian mean green
Favorite Quote
"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down" Mitch Hedberg
Biggest Achievement
Staying alive in this crazy ass world
Occupation
Firefighter

Signature

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!
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