"A San Francisco man claims he was high on a double dose of medical marijuana cookies when he screamed, dropped his pants and attacked crew members on a cross-country flight, forcing its diversion to Pittsburgh, the FBI said Wednesday.
Kinman Chan, 30, was charged in a criminal complaint with interfering with the duties of a flight attendant on allegations that he fought with crew members of US Airways Flight 1447 from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday. His federal public defender, Jay Finkelstein, declined to comment.
Crew members said Chan made odd gestures before he entered the plane's rear restroom shortly after takeoff and began to scream, according to the complaint.
Chan told the FBI that he "came back to reality" and exited the restroom, at which point the crew noticed his "pants were down, his shirt was untucked and all the compartments in the restroom were opened."
When crew members tried to get Chan to sit, he fought them and had to be subdued in a choke hold, the complaint said.
Chan told agents who interviewed him in Pittsburgh that he ate marijuana cookies while waiting for his flight to depart in Philadelphia.
"Chan advised he has a medical marijuana card and he took double his normal dose," the complaint said.
Margaret Philbin, a spokeswoman for the U.S. attorney's office in Pittsburgh, said Chan has a legally issued medical marijuana card for a "legitimate" health issue, which she declined to identify.
The flight was diverted to Pittsburgh International Airport, where Chan was arrested, then jailed until a federal magistrate freed him on bond Tuesday, Philbin said.
Chan arrived at Philadelphia International Airport after attending a conference in the Dominican Republic. The flight to Los Angeles was part of his trip home to San Francisco, authorities said.
Chan was scheduled for a preliminary hearing Wednesday afternoon in Pittsburgh. The charge carries up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine..."
Yes fellow medicators, this really happened. I couldn't possibly make it up. I have several issues with Mr. Chan.
First, dude, if you're going to act silly, don't blame it on something that couldnt possibly make you pull your pants down. If you were THAT stoned, you wouldnt be able to operate the buckle mechanism attached to the end of the belt which is directly related to keeping your trousers in the upright and vertical position.
Second, Mr Chan, by copping the "It wasnt me, it was the meds" doesnt help the MJ movement cause. You procure a coveted med card under the guise of necessary medication and then throw it under the bus at the first sign of trouble. Is it possible, similar to the alcohol manufacturers, we too, will eventually have to add a warning label to our meds, "Toke & Consume Responsibly"?
Now, considering Mr Chan's actions may be due to his merely being just a few grams short of an ounce on any given day, perhaps he requires a more serious treatment.
In any event, I suggest Mr Chan always wear clean underwear and avoid public restrooms. On the lighter side, the boy does add a whole new dimension to "Flying the friendly skies"...
MF
