Thoughts and Other Randomness

Why do old people drive slow?
Is it because they think life is passing them by too fast?
And if so why do they drive porches?

Lets say you live in a haunted house, now one day your walls start to bleed.
Can you catch hepatitis or AIDS from your house?
And if so how would you explain that one to your doctor?

I love Christmas but I wonder how many people have epileptic episodes from all those colorful blinking lights...

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their faces, but yet stick their heads out the window while riding in a car?

Why is a school zone 25 mph? That just seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

Did you ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

I wonder what would happen if I hired two private investigators to investigate each other....

I find it kind of odd that to shutdown Windows you have to first go to the Start Menu...

Has anyone actually ever tried to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Inquiring minds would like to know.....

I want to see my fish dress up like gladiators with little helmet and morning stars and fight for there food.