http://www.420magazine.com/forums/ en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:41:30 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.420magazine.com/forums/images_greenish/misc/rss.jpg http://www.420magazine.com/forums/ http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-stories-creative-expression/105634-weed-joke.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:42:05 GMT well i saw the joke thread then typed this out and couldn't post it, so here it is....



There once was and lizard and an munki (haha) blazing up in a tree the munki passed the huge blunt filled with some master kush over the the little lizard and said hit this man, its the bomb. the lizard took in some crazy hits, he was so high, he had to get something to drink, kottonmouth king right now, munki said there is a river over there go get a drink I'll sit here and smoke this blunt

so the lizard stumbled over to the river and got the water.. everything was so much better, until... an alligator came up... so high and scared the lizard didn't know what to do. the alligator said "don't worry mon, i just wanna smoke some ganja" the lizard was like ohhh ok.. go hit up munki in the tree he has a fat blunt filled of some master kush,
"later little lizard" the alligator said and went to see munki.....


by this time munki was blazed of his munki butt and up comes the alligator....


and munki says....



DUDE...


HOW MUCH DID I SMOKE?!?!?! ]]> 420 Stories and Creative Expression Hightide805 http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-stories-creative-expression/105634-weed-joke.html http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-stories-creative-expression/104617-busted-meat-guy.html Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:53:50 GMT Was sitting outside yesterday in my little garden gettin ready to burn one when out of nowhere appears this guy.( I live in a small trailer park) He's sellin meat,Ya'll probably seen these guys runnin around in a pickup truck sellin frozen meat door to door. Anyways he's puttin the pitch to me and I'm tryin to get rid of him, "I'm broke bro",I tell him but he wont quit. All of a sudden he happened to spot the bud I had sittin out,"Holy Shit look at that bud", he says. "I'll give ya 40 bucks worth of meat for that." Busted!, but thank God it was the meat man and not the police man, I'm at home now munchin free ribs instead of wearin handcuffs. Moral of this story is I gotta be more careful. :rasta:Lookin to move now to one of the legal states.(hope that guy comes back, the ribs were damn good-lol) ]]> 420 Stories and Creative Expression billybudtoker http://www.420magazine.com/forums/420-stories-creative-expression/104617-busted-meat-guy.html