Funny jungle tale

[Pinch]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and
looks up and says to the monkey

"Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few
puffs.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a
drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard
explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying
to get a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds
the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and
says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude...How much water did you drink?!!"

Now that's funny..

 

[SirSmokealot]

That's not very funny man...maybe if you're stoned...

 

[Pinch]

That's not very funny man...maybe if you're stoned...

I was.. you should be.

 

[CatchMeIfYouCan]

lol after this guy said that wasn't funny lolol. Then i will say one thing that caught me when i was reading it, lizards aren't jungle animals they'd be at the desert, more like a snake to be at the jungle. Hey though who's a critic and we all come here stoned so who really cares, i think that makes it funnier, the story has to become a visual in your head to be funny, it isn't even that funny but you have to think of it as if it actually happened. It's alright man, stay high writing stories, one of them will become funny! lol just joking.

 

[el Gringo Vato]

lol after this guy said that wasn't funny lolol. Then i will say one thing that caught me when i was reading it, lizards aren't jungle animals they'd be at the desert, more like a snake to be at the jungle. Hey though who's a critic and we all come here stoned so who really cares, i think that makes it funnier, the story has to become a visual in your head to be funny, it isn't even that funny but you have to think of it as if it actually happened. It's alright man, stay high writing stories, one of them will become funny! lol just joking.

lots of lizards live in jungles, holms.

 

[CatchMeIfYouCan]

learn how to type your a dumb fuck.

 

[smoked_out]

i am stoned it was funny dude just picture a monkey and a lizard smoking a joint i would pay to see that mann